You could eat it!
Seriously! SWMBO made peanut butter dog treats, I think I ate more than the dog. Best damn cookies that woman has ever made.
Hey Cheesy, do you think this would make good chorizo?
There are a bunch of them living in some pocket dimension I started a couple thousand years ago.
That's true. Maybe I'll drop some politician in there so they can fatten up a little.Are they sentient?
From what little I can see, they look better for jerky.
Chorizo requires a LOT of fat.
That's true. Maybe I'll drop some politician in there so they can fatten up a little.
Yknow what I like to do? Listen to someone having a loud phone conversation in any language I dont speak (all of them other than English) and interrupt them with "I absolutely agree... you speak a lot of truth." And offer them a fist bump. People HATE THAT.
Oh? I thought it was because you coveted my homemade bread and cheese?Oh man!!!! How did I miss this post??? This is while you will someday rule the world at my side!...
Speaking of witch, the Morgana's ravens project reached stage 3 late last night. I'm estimating they will be ready for deployment at least a full year ahead of schedule. All we really have left to do is calibrate the displacement wave for the larger amount of antimatter, and test the super high density containment system.
Oh? I thought it was because you coveted my homemade bread and cheese?
Speaking of witch, the Morgana's ravens project reached stage 3 late last night. I'm estimating they will be ready for deployment at least a full year ahead of schedule. All we really have left to do is calibrate the displacement wave for the larger amount of antimatter, and test the super high density containment system.
yo, i hear that... FIST-BUMP, YALL!!!
HA! Cheesy had your offer beat before you even made it... Though the terms are confidential.I would like to offer a Timex wristwatch and a crisp eleventy-billion dollar bill for the antimatter device and high density containment vessel. Willing to throw in an extra wristwatch if necessary.
Cheezy is wildy presumptuous. I was not bargaining with him. Your trust in him is honorable, but it may prove to be your undoing. I believe we can come to some sort of understanding, Mr. Golem. I simply covet the goblet. Relinquish it to me and I will pay a fair price. We can go about this in a gentlemanly fashion.
Monsignor Queso. I ask you: What good is the anti-matter device without the assistance of a superluminal vessel to carry you and yours away from complete annihilation? Surely there is no need for us to butt heads.
Ahem. Right. I have the scroll sack of Veluciphers Ghostly She-creature, which should do the trick nicely, being impenetrable save bye a **** ******.
I harbor no such false notions that antimatter could be destructive without limit. I have information that leads me to believe that my prior statement is accurate, but it behooves me to keep that information privileged until there is an understanding between our empires.
With respect to sowing dissension, I trust you are a man of reason. You know perfectly well that the plastic cup is a facade and that the T-virus is similarly impotent.You know of the Goblet of Destiny and its awesome power. I only wish to amalgamate our enterprises, as we both have implements of both survival and destruction that will further our cause.
Now, this Mister Cheezy may be an asset. He may be a liability. I do not know for sure, and do not have the resources at my disposal to quantify his potential contribution. I offer a flag of truce to him, if his survival is of importance to you.
Mister Cheezy: Shall we be eternal nemeses, or can we come to terms? Clearly you have insulted me, as I have you, with our previous encounter. I think we can get past this, no?
The superluminal travel vessel has been realized. I wish only to offer salvation to those that have shown a propensity for advancement and survival, and to synergistically increase our stronghold on the dumbfounded masses.
I have over 15 books from Raymond Feist in varying conditions (all readable) that I want to get rid of. Do you think if I posted them on craigslist and said that if you take them all and pick them up $20 takes them?
CreamyGoodness said:I have over 15 books from Raymond Feist in varying conditions (all readable) that I want to get rid of. Do you think if I posted them on craigslist and said that if you take them all and pick them up $20 takes them?
cheezydemon3 said:You perchance missed this bit (where I unwisely disclosed the loophole of weakness, but wisely hid it now!)
Is it possible to talk your way into the most powerful partnership ever concieved?? A partnership forged by 2 semi mythical creatures whose power is already substantial???? Oh hell. Why not!
Throw in with us and you shall be overlord of the southern Hemisphere....or Northern.....which did you want Golem? I forget.
You guys are idiots. You can't rule what you have no right to. I rule over all hemispheres, even the ones you don't know about.
cheezydemon3 said:Yes, but when you are deadyou will no longer rule. I appreciate you outing yourself though!
Oblivion... please tell me there are people that dumb in Spain. We shouldnt be forced to have all the idiots.
Whichever one has the smaller bikinis....Throw in with us and you shall be overlord of the southern Hemisphere....or Northern.....which did you want Golem? I forget.
Why thank you Wesley. However, we are discussing the restructuring plans not the present management. I'll be sure to include your input in the semi-annual newsletter.You guys are idiots. You can't rule what you have no right to. I rule over all hemispheres, even the ones you don't know about.
Leadgolem said:Whichever one has the smaller bikinis.
Why thank you Wesley. However, we are discussing the restructuring plans not the present management. I'll be sure to include your input in the semi-annual newsletter.
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