Eliza's ramblings

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And this is why you need faucet locks when you have toddlers in the house.

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She has to be on my lap while watching Sportacus and won't stop touching the computer.

My boy Kiernan responds to Eliza with;

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Flyin' Lion said:

She has to be on my lap while watching Sportacus and won't stop touching the computer.

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Sportacus?

Don't cha mean Lazy Town?

GilaMinumBeer said:

My boy Kiernan responds to Eliza with;

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The Internetz, connecting toddlers...

GilaMinumBeer said:

Sportacus?

Don't cha mean Lazy Town?

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Well, Yeah.

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My imaginary kitty cat responds to the kid's messages.

Flyin' Lion said:

The Internetz, connecting toddlers...

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Kiernan sez;

Hey bebe, wanna come to my crib and listen to some Fisher Price?

Revvy said:

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My imaginary kitty cat responds to the kid's messages.

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Leave it to Revvy to bring up p%ssy in any thread. :cross:

GilaMinumBeer said:

Kiernan sez;

Hey bebe, wanna come to my crib and listen to some Fisher Price?

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He's going to have to find another female toddler to invite, you know, so he can keep up with dad.

shecky said:

He's going to have to find another female toddler to invite, you know, so he can keep up with dad.

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Nah. I am training him up, You gotta start slow with the mojo. Hone your skillz.

HBT has a playdate forum now?

I thought I had a few years before I had to fend off advances from suitors.

olllllo said:

HBT has a playdate forum now?

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Eliza keeps saying "jeep" after seeing your avatar--that's my girl.

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Flyin' Lion said:

I thought I had a few years before I had to fend off advances from suitors.

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Which is why I am most greatful I have 2 boys and not 2 girlz. Although, I am fearful of a future sh&tstorm as my best buddy has a girl not but 4 months older than Kiernan, and you know the appeal of the older woman.

I think back to my daze, I think it was the girl I grew up with next door that showed me hers but only after I showed her mine. Then she climbed on my shoulders to get on top and asked me when it would start to feel good.



Ironically, I still get that to this day.

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Things I never thought I'd say to my kid: "use one finger, not your whole hand."

Flyin' Lion said:

Eliza keeps saying "jeep" after seeing your avatar--that's my girl.

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Thatah boy.

My boy always says "Gurl Kitty" when he see's Ohiobrewtus's (IIRC) Garfield avatar.

GilaMinumBeer said:

Which is why I am most greatful I have 2 boys and not 2 girlz. Although, I am fearful of a future sh&tstorm as my best buddy has a girl not but 4 months older than Kiernan, and you know the appeal of the older woman.

I think back to my daze, I think it was the girl I grew up with next door that showed me hers but only after I showed her mine. Then she climbed on my shoulders to get on top and asked me when it would start to feel good.



Ironically, I still get that to this day.

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Now I'm even more worried. I've got two girls and I'm not having any more...

Flyin' Lion said:

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Things I never thought I'd say to my kid: "use one finger, not your whole hand."

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"No Kiernan it's 'Shut the door' not 'Fvcking Door'". Troo story of the state of my life right now.

Flyin' Lion said:

Now I'm even more worried. I've got two girls and I'm not having any more...

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I pray for you. Unfortunately, #1 still wants a girl.

Flyin' Lion said:

Now I'm even more worried. I've got two girls and I'm not having any more...

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I have two girls, too, and just purchased a shotgun. It'll be about 10 years before I really need it, but my 6 yo has a boy after her now. I'm keeping my eye on him.

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^ Man Rev, that's 2 times in 2 days (that I've seen) you must have that file saved on your desktop...

Here she is (along with my bald head). Gotta love the Mac with the built in camera.

Flyin' Lion said:

Here she is (along with my bald head). Gotta love the Mac with the built in camera.

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AWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUUUTE!!!!!

Very cute, but please, more bald baby pics, not bald daddy pics.

Yeah, I'd let my kids know about you guys!!!! Srsly!

Geez. Looks like you are enjoying the same insanity as I am.

2.5 year old and a 3 week old = sleep deprived fun.

2 year old and 6 month old here.

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Apparently my dog is the 6.776865209 x 10^210-th monkey. He managed this response:

I am the dog: no, the dog is himself, and I am the dog—
Oh! the dog is me, and I am myself; ay, so,so.”
-- The Two Gentlemen of Verona, Act 2, Scene 3

Uhm, shouldn't these guys be banned for underage posting?

Revvy said:

You guys with daughters might as well just get this shirt done now.

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My 6 year old daughter all ready has her own rifle, and can shoot as well as a lot of the people that I know. Any boy who tries to slip her a roofie had better be out of the country before she wakes up.

EvilTOJ said:

Uhm, shouldn't these guys be banned for underage posting?

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I think they're good. They are "accompanied" minors.