Bernie Brewer
Grouchy Old Fart
A little something sent to me by an accountant friend of mine:
Here is some important financial advice:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, of $1000.00 you would have had less
than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have made
$214.00. Based on the above, the best current
investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.........
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Happy Investing!
Here is some important financial advice:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, of $1000.00 you would have had less
than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have made
$214.00. Based on the above, the best current
investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.........
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Happy Investing!