cheezydemon3
Well-Known Member
Take an almost historical beloved character from fiction, known for his composure, wit and incredible intellect.
Seamlessly transform him into a martial arts master and action hero who is slightly unstable and misunderstood in his brilliance,(which Downey is at extreme risk of being type-cast in only his second role back from the abyss) give him a taste for cage fighting and a side kick.
Imagine sherlock and Dr Watson (the portly and......I mean the ever sexy jude law....) in a film of punching and fighting, where sherlock and watson beat up whole gangs for an appetizer, before holmes beats up some huge guy in the 17th century version of a cage match for the main course.......where 19th century England is cool as $hit, and everyone is awesome.
If this sounds good to you, turn off the justin timberlake you are listening to, grab some ice cold budweiser, and settle in for a good time.
For those of you who are doubtful but figure "Well, Iron man was SO good! SO......I will give this movie a shot."
Turn back now.
I lasted 40 minutes or so.
PHUCK THIS MOVIE.
HORRIBLE.
Seamlessly transform him into a martial arts master and action hero who is slightly unstable and misunderstood in his brilliance,(which Downey is at extreme risk of being type-cast in only his second role back from the abyss) give him a taste for cage fighting and a side kick.
Imagine sherlock and Dr Watson (the portly and......I mean the ever sexy jude law....) in a film of punching and fighting, where sherlock and watson beat up whole gangs for an appetizer, before holmes beats up some huge guy in the 17th century version of a cage match for the main course.......where 19th century England is cool as $hit, and everyone is awesome.
If this sounds good to you, turn off the justin timberlake you are listening to, grab some ice cold budweiser, and settle in for a good time.
For those of you who are doubtful but figure "Well, Iron man was SO good! SO......I will give this movie a shot."
Turn back now.
I lasted 40 minutes or so.
PHUCK THIS MOVIE.
HORRIBLE.