WesleyS said:Russian Imperial Stouts make the best dance partners.
Russian Imperial Stouts make the best dance partners.
BobbiLynn said:But why would a stout make a good dance partner? Too bulky. I'm thinking IPA.
BobbiLynn said:But why would a stout make a good dance partner? Too bulky. I'm thinking IPA.
Dunno what starter this thread because I'm too lazy to actually read it, but I just totally burnt my hand not once, but twice tonight while make a yeast starter..... Yeah I fit the category tonight...
This is just twice burnt hand burners unite!! You came to the right place...
None of us know what started this topic, the OP erased it and said nevermind, I am an idiot.
If you don't feel like reading through the thread (which I recommend by the way) I'll fill you in on what started this whole thing. The OP was doing math in his head wrong and didn't realize 20 quarts is 5 gallons. Then he realized his mistake and erased it and then this whole thing took off.
i can't believe this has made 2 pages....
Cromwell said:Hah. On Saturday I made a wee heavy. 21 lbs of grain to make it nice and strong. First runnings into a pot to boil down, and then started to fly sparge into the boil kettle. Went back to watch the boiling pot for a bit, and came back to check on the fly sparge, and noticed the spigot on the kettle was open and the wort was just flowing out onto the ground.
Now who's the idiot?
WesleyS said:Awesome. You sir are an idiot.
Hah. On Saturday I made a wee heavy. 21 lbs of grain to make it nice and strong. First runnings into a pot to boil down, and then started to fly sparge into the boil kettle. Went back to watch the boiling pot for a bit, and came back to check on the fly sparge, and noticed the spigot on the kettle was open and the wort was just flowing out onto the ground.
Now who's the idiot?
CityOChampBrew said:sounds like we have a winner
cheezydemon3 said:OH, we've all done it.
Any brewer who hasn't put at least 2 gallons of liquid gold on the floor at some point isn't a real brewer.
Apparently I'm not a real brewer then. But I make up for it by making other little idiotic mistakes.
cheezydemon3 said:WOW!!!!!!
Keep it up! You must be more detail oriented than me.
Never even a boilover????????
I lost 3 gallons or so on the garage floor from a boilover once.
Once I used a bucket with a spigot to bottle and while racking the spigot was open for 1.5 gallons or so.
cheezydemon3 said:OH, we've all done it.
Any brewer who hasn't put at least 2 gallons of liquid gold on the floor at some point isn't a real brewer.
CreamyGoodness said:I think after my wife's 29th birthday flipcup competition I spilled just about that much. And in the front yard.
Hamsterbite said:One of the dumbest moves I've pulled was the time I thought I would take a gravity reading from my bucket fermenter's spigot without venting the lid.
Luckily I had vodka in the airlock and not Starsan because it got sucked back in, and the side walls started to cave in too.
This was also before I realized what a vector for infection a fermentor spigot can be. One of the reasons I only ferment in glass now.
So... maybe the first step is learn how to make mediocre wine and beer... not make excellent wine and beer and fail at it...
Am I making any sense?
CreamyGoodness said:I just got another brilliant idea... which is why I am posting it here.
Sometimes when a noob gets it in his/her pretty little head that they are going to make their own beer or wine they pick up a book or read online. Very often, this information stresses how to make EXCELLENT beer or wine, which is obviously a lot more intricate and difficult to learn... taking more practice... than making "ok yeah I'll have another glass" beer and wine. Some turn away and get discouraged after a few failed batches and many more never pick up a carboy.
I know for a fact that aside from a few unfortunate experiments, I can make a glass of JAOM-style mead that you might drink with dinner or during Game of Thrones and accept a refill.
So... maybe the first step is learn how to make mediocre wine and beer... not make excellent wine and beer and fail at it...
Am I making any sense?
CreamyGoodness said:Hear me out hear me out. Make learning to brew a series of projects. Start with table sugar and yeast in a plastic bag in a bucket. Watch it explode. Lesson on CO2 as a byproduct has been taught. Move up to JAOM, using only things you can find at the grocery store. Notice what's wrong and annoying about the process. Buy one or two measly pieces of actual equiptment and make apfelwein.... and so on. Don't even take out a hydrometer until chapter 6.
Thats what I've been doing over the past year on my own, because I tell you right now when I started reading early on about floccuation and efficiency I done got scareded.
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