I hate to revive a dead thread, but I just got another bill, this time for $72. I just can't figure out how I'm using so much water...
There are a few things I would suggest you do:
1. Take meter readings yourself if you can and keep a dated log. You can do this to check the daily, weekly and monthly consumption. Water meters commonly clock hundreds of cubic feet, but not always. You may need to do a conversion, but that's easy enough. Use 7.48 gallons per cubic foot. Learn how to read the meter if you don't already know how.
2. Contact your city water department (or water company) and talk to them about the situation. Ask them how the billing works and how the sewer fee is computed. Usually the sewer fees are based on your water consumption. There is never a sewer meter, per se, but there may be a flat rate fee or something that you are not aware of. Sometimes your water bill will have detailed information on the back side that could be helpful.
3. Request that they send a technician out to check out your meter and help troubleshoot the problem.
4. When you check the meter reading, see if there is any movement when all water faucets ect are shut off. This could indicate a leak. Some meters have a flow indicator which spins when water is flowing through it. You can also take a reading with everything shut off; wait an hour or so and take another reading. There should be no change if you are using no water.
5. Ask a couple of your neighbors how much their water bills are running. You might get lucky and meet a hotty in the process. If so, invite her over to help you read your meter. She could hold the flashlight or something. Do this late on Halloween night. That's this coming Saturday. Have some good beer on hand and explain to her that you brew your own beer. Many girls will find that fascinating. Have some good wine and liquor on hand in case she does not like beer. If this all goes well, you will soon be saying, "phuk the water bill". Let's relax and have another homebrew. Yeah baby, yeah!
6. When you call the water company and the receptionist takes your call, go out of your way to schmooze her. She will likely be much more helpful if you are very nice about this whole thing. Don't cop an attitude with her. That will get you nowhere in a hurry.
Post back on Sunday and let us know if you got laid or not, then post back when you get to the bottom of this. I think your water rate is kind of high and the sewer charge equally so, but I am not up to date on the cost of domestic water. My water is paid by the landlord, so I never see a water bill and haven't for a very long time.
Where is your water meter located? Can you access it? That's the first step.