I didn't sleep well last night, and so got up to go to the bathroom with the light out. Coming back to the bedroom, I missed the doorway and nailed my face on the door frame (head too!). I briefly saw stars, and the loud noise woke Bob up.
I have a big ugly black eye, and a bump on my forehead. I have to work tomorrow.
My son asked me today what happened, and I said, "I ran into a doorway". He looked very concerned, and then started to laugh. I said "What?" and he said that is what women say when their husbands hit them.
So, now I'm thinking if I go to work and all thousand people ask me what happened, Bob will look really bad!
So, I should tell people I got into a barfight, and no one would ever believe that!
I have a big ugly black eye, and a bump on my forehead. I have to work tomorrow.
My son asked me today what happened, and I said, "I ran into a doorway". He looked very concerned, and then started to laugh. I said "What?" and he said that is what women say when their husbands hit them.
So, now I'm thinking if I go to work and all thousand people ask me what happened, Bob will look really bad!
So, I should tell people I got into a barfight, and no one would ever believe that!