Are 2 peckered billy goats really that lucky?

JoeMama · Jan 23, 2009

Im sitting here plahying poker online and drinking my latest (as close to ready as Ive drank it) batch, and this gal who is whooping up on everyone said she is getting luckier than a 2 peckered billy goat. Ive never been a farm hand, but I have been around my share of goats and such. But is a 2 peckered billy goat more of a sex machine than a regular one?
Just wondering...

I needmore beer.
-Me

DeathBrewer · Jan 23, 2009

I don't know about two-peckered, but I once saw a billy goat with its pecker wrapped around its neck and it was licking the end of it. friggin freak of nature.

:drunk:

JoeMama · Jan 23, 2009

Dude, I am so coming back as a billy goat in my next life...

A sheep sodomizing one at that.
-Me

Madman · Jan 23, 2009

I don't see the confusion. It's a matter of math: a two-peckered goat gets twice the satisfaction.

dataz722 · Jan 23, 2009

DeathBrewer said:
I don't know about two-peckered, but I once saw a billy goat with its pecker wrapped around its neck and it was licking the end of it. friggin freak of nature.

You sure that just wasnt a gnome of some sort?

DeathBrewer · Jan 23, 2009

It's a very vivid memory. It freaked me out (I was pretty young and hadn't found the internet yet.) The same goat used to run around attacking you if you tried to enter it's gate. The ****er had some testosterone!

dataz722 · Jan 23, 2009

That really really sounds like a gnome or three i know of

JoeMama · Jan 23, 2009

dataz722 said:
You sure that just wasnt a gnome of some sort?

Ive known gnomes to be double even triple jointed, but not neck wrenching peckered.

There is a first for everything though...
-Me

bull8042 · Jan 23, 2009

dataz722 said:
That really really sounds like a gnome or three i know of

So, just how freakin' close are you and Laughing Gnome anyway?!

DeathBrewer · Jan 24, 2009

They make internet love all the time.

DeathBrewer · Jan 24, 2009

i love the similar threads on these forums. chicken tikka masala and goat peckers, lol.

awesome.

gratus fermentatio · Jan 24, 2009

JoeMama said:
Dude, I am so coming back as a billy goat in my next life...

A sheep sodomizing one at that.
-Me

I got only 1 thing to say 'bout that: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug]YouTube - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep[/ame]

farmbrewernw · Jan 24, 2009

Hilarious!!

bull8042 · Jan 24, 2009

Someone's got way too much time on their hands..... Funny though.

IowaHarry · Jan 24, 2009

I always thought the expresion was, "busier than a two peckered billy goat" which runs a close second to "busier than a cat covered in s**t". And being a goat owner, yes billy goats are the second most horniest critters in the world.

Revvy · Jan 24, 2009

Meh...Two ain't nuthin..

3 makes for great coffee....

It's a local blend...and it is awesome.

McKBrew · Jan 24, 2009

Goats and sheep have some big ass balls.

homebrewer_99 · Jan 24, 2009

Definitely more than a NO peckered Billy Goat...

Borisbbadd · Jan 24, 2009

A three peckered billy goat full of caffeine.....................could be dangerous !!!

HBHoss · Jan 24, 2009

Perhaps if they're pointed in opposite directions and he got himself situated between two nannies then I guess he would be one busy, albeit, tired billy goat.

Are 2 peckered billy goats really that lucky?

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