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Bible belt Oklahoma. Not much happens here that isn't caught by the religious radar.
I am a Plans Examiner (Code Monkey chained to a desk) for my city and was recently graced with an obscure application to review.
The applicant proposes to open a Men's only barbershop in central Okc. Said shop prposes to have a full bar and topless, yes that's right TOPLESS with bikini bottom barberess'.
On the surface this sounds like my kinda place, except that when I did have hair those who cut it weren't much to look at.
Unfortunately, this jurisdiction has so many regulations against bars and "Adult entertainment" that it'll be virtually impossible for anything like this to open and definitely impossible for them to open wher they propose.
They are proposing to locate themselves within 500 foot of a church, 1000 foot from a school and a public park. A restriction they will never get approved no matter how much money they throw at it.
Ah well. What can I do. I am just a monkey regurgitating rules from a book, right?
I am a Plans Examiner (Code Monkey chained to a desk) for my city and was recently graced with an obscure application to review.
The applicant proposes to open a Men's only barbershop in central Okc. Said shop prposes to have a full bar and topless, yes that's right TOPLESS with bikini bottom barberess'.
On the surface this sounds like my kinda place, except that when I did have hair those who cut it weren't much to look at.
Unfortunately, this jurisdiction has so many regulations against bars and "Adult entertainment" that it'll be virtually impossible for anything like this to open and definitely impossible for them to open wher they propose.
They are proposing to locate themselves within 500 foot of a church, 1000 foot from a school and a public park. A restriction they will never get approved no matter how much money they throw at it.
Ah well. What can I do. I am just a monkey regurgitating rules from a book, right?