Texts from Last Night.
Go to the bathroom before you begin reading. Otherwise you will soil yourself. I have a headache from laughing so hard.
Go to the bathroom before you begin reading. Otherwise you will soil yourself. I have a headache from laughing so hard.
(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
(815) Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
(1-815) You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
(609): i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day