The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

paulthenurse said:

Wrong-o Buckwheat. The lobsters and scallops are FLYIN' off the shelves. Cape's sale figures got nuttin' on mine.

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That's true he's actually making money. Yourejust eating the days catch.....

It's fresh seafood. You've gotta eat it before it goes south on you.

In the news:

A bus driver in NJ is arrested after a passenger with a cell phone filmed him 'shining the dolphin' while driving through the Holland tunnel.

I think we can all agree that this is an unbelievable infringement on personal liberty and privacy, and she had NO right, WHATSOEVER to videotape him without permission.

I'm behind you 100%,Rookie and will fire off an anonymous letter INSISTING they give you back your job just as soon as I'm done throwing up. And yes, I'm behind you so as to be out of the line of fire.

Ended up across the street from Cspe's real job this week.

"You at work? I'm across the street and buying."

"Nah, I'm in East Buttfark overnight on business."

"Too bad. I've got $20.00 in my wallet, I was going to take you to that place down the block and buy you lunch."

"The place that serves the Bog Water? Go anyways. We need the sales volume."

So I did. Had a nice grilled cheese sammy and two ( OK three ) PBR's with my lunch.

Good times, good times!

going out this weekend and buying a new truck, looking at the Chevy Silverado 1500. anyone have any pros/cons?

Buy a boat. PTN has some prose for you.

Do both. Buy a Toyboata.

Stuck with the rice burning theme and slapped a Honda on the tailgate of that Bad Larry. Schweet!!!!!

Considering Taco and Tundra frames rot out in just a couple of years on dry land, that guy must be feeling extra special lucky...

Cheers!

Ummmmm. Tacos. I Ike tacos.

I'm more of a beefy crunch burrito kind of guy.

someone bought a truck

No one cares

You bought a truck yesterday? And put up a picture of your new truck to show us?

Funny, I don't remember hearing about a bakery explosion yesterday... So either you picked up your truck in Nome, Alaska and that explains the snow on the ground or you bought a farkin' Smart car and just put up some random picture of a pickup so we wouldn't laugh at you.

Didn't work.

stock photo...I will be picking it up on Tuesday

Cape Brewing said:

No one cares

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Exactly.

Can you picture Rookie in a Smart car? I think that if he actually did fit, he'd exceed the weight limit of the car.

He weighs more than smart cars already

He'd have to buy the Smart Car's new model, the "None-2".

brewed a stout today.

5pounds light dme, 1.5# table sugar, 4oz maltodextrine powder
8oz chateau light munich, 1pound muntons black patent, 5oz chocolate wheat, 1.3pound crystal 60
2oz belma 40mins, 1oz belma 10min, 1oz belma 1min

no chill. grains were cold steeped overnight in fridge

njale said:

brewed a stout today.

5pounds light dme, 1.5# table sugar, 4oz maltodextrine powder
8oz chateau light munich, 1pound muntons black patent, 5oz chocolate wheat, 1.3pound crystal 60
2oz belma 40mins, 1oz belma 10min, 1oz belma 1min

no chill. grains were cold steeped overnight in fridge

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What!?!? People brew on this thread? I thought it was a sh*t on PTN thread?

No, it's a thread for all of you fools who are acutely jealous of my uber coolness to try and tear me down in a pitiful attempt to bolster your own feelings of inadequacy.

And it's a thread to make fun of Rookie, Yeager and Cape.

njale said:

brewed a stout today.

5pounds light dme, 1.5# table sugar, 4oz maltodextrine powder
8oz chateau light munich, 1pound muntons black patent, 5oz chocolate wheat, 1.3pound crystal 60
2oz belma 40mins, 1oz belma 10min, 1oz belma 1min

no chill. grains were cold steeped overnight in fridge

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No one cares.

paulthenurse said:

And it's a thread to make fun of Cape.

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Troo.

I've never met Caoe but I heard his beer is served on TWO taps in the commonwealth

****, even I've met Cape.

I had the chance at some BA beer event ...but I had i had to buy a ticket.....I passed

Buy tickets? BUY? As in hand over actual cash money? Holy ****, that's a good one.

I'm picturing the typical BA event... People five deep in front of the different brewers tables. Everyone's smiling, sipping and socializing. And over in a corner, all by their lonesome, are the Men of the Bog, looking forlornly at the party going on all around them, hoping someone, anyone would come over and give them a ticket and try their beer.

And waiting...


Buehler?

Buehler?

Sorry been so quiet all. I spend more time over on the pro brewer forums now. It's tough to come back and mingle with your types these days. It's all work, work, work.

I'll tell ya... You guys are lucky. No one is clammering for your beer, asking for more than you have. You can just brew for the true fun of it. Which is nice. We're constantly turning away bars, dealing with expansion issues (building permits, ect.), trying to get new equipment delivered on time. It's a hassle. Sometime I wish I could just sit back and fill a 5 gallon carboy.

Oh well.

No one cares.

Oh... You care. Deep down in places you don't talk about at parties... YOU CARE

The other thing you guys don't have to worry about are the groupies. It sucks. We are all married guys and now that I am on television... It's brutal. My young sons are always asking, "Daddy, why did that lady try to put her hands in your pants? Is it because you're on TV?"

How do you explain it to a 7 year old???

You tell me.

http://vimeopro.com/nctv/nortoncommunitytelevision/video/69249528

What they say is apparently true... The camera DOES add ten pounds... Although in my case its ten pounds of sexy.

bueller....ferris bueller

Cape Brewing said:

Oh... You care. Deep down in places you don't talk about at parties... YOU CARE

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You want me on that Bog; you NEED me on that Bog!!!

(Nodding in confident agreement)

Cape Brewing said:

What they say is apparently true... The camera DOES add ten pounds... Although in my case its ten pounds of sexy.

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I'm not sure about sexy but the beer definitely! Still need to get down there but your always sold out!

Congrats bud.

god mike, if his head wasnt big enough already there ya go blowing his ego off the charts

ComcastWineRookie said:

god mike, if his head wasnt big enough already there ya go blowing his ego off the charts

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Blah blah blah.... Anyone who knows me in person knows I don't have a big head at all. And if I did... it would be totally justified.

j1laskey said:

No one cares.

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Now THAT was perfect. Honest to God laugh out loud funny.

Cape Brewing said:

What they say is apparently true... The camera DOES add ten pound.

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So they were filming with... What? Five or six cameras?