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RedGuitar

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Every Friday and Saturday night, I drink beer (and sometimes wine). Sometimes I drink stouts and porters, sometimes I drink pale ales and wits, sometimes lagers, sometimes ales. But no matter what beer I drink, within an hour my body has magically converted it to Bud Light! This happens multiple times a night; I put in good beer, I get out Bud Light! I should start bottling and selling it. I could be a millionaire.

Anybody else have this magical power?
 
Its not magic... Its simply that a person cannot own beer. You are merely renting it. When you expel it, it simply shows normal wear and tear. Now BMC is like renting a used product... thats all.
 
Miller Lite with lots of head. I don't know how the retention is, because I usually flush it after my body has converted it.
 
Gee, I thought it was just me....

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