Anybody ever think about hiring a maid or servant to brew/rack/bottle your beer for you?
This hobby might not be for lazy people.
Anybody ever think about hiring a maid or servant to brew/rack/bottle your beer for you?
If you are the DIY type, you can scratch one together with a little sex. Insert TabA into SlotB, water as needed, put to work 10 yrs later.
If you are the DIY type, you can scratch one together with a little sex. Insert TabA into SlotB, water as needed, put to work 10 yrs later.
Ha... I think I would feel too guilty giving my kids beer brewing chores.
My daughter had a Christmas shopping spree at school (thats what they teach them now) and she bought me the coolest dad beer cooling wrap. She already thinks my favorite thing to do is make and drink beer ... Imagine if she showed up at show and tell trying to teach the other kids how to measure final gravity with the hydrometer?
Yeah, I would be the worst dad in the class. :rockin:
I think I could talk my wife into it if I let her pick the ingredients once in a while... and maybe even do the bottling on top of the dishwasher door like Revvy suggests. Right now I need to mop my garage floor as I have priming sugar and spilt beer from racking on the floor of the garage. I need to lean out my process, thats for sure.
If you've ever worked in a brewery, you'll know it's not glamourous at all. You wear rubber boots, have a shovel, and a canoe paddle. And you work hard- it's back breaking work. Brewing is mostly cleaning- mashtuns, boil kettles, pumps, hoses, equipement, etc. Then it's sanitizing. Then it's cleaning again.
passedpawn said:If you are the DIY type, you can scratch one together with a little sex. Insert TabA into SlotB, water as needed, put to work 10 yrs later.
ryno1ryno said:Ha... I think I would feel too guilty giving my kids beer brewing chores.
My daughter had a Christmas shopping spree at school (thats what they teach them now) and she bought me the coolest dad beer cooling wrap. She already thinks my favorite thing to do is make and drink beer ... Imagine if she showed up at show and tell trying to teach the other kids how to measure final gravity with the hydrometer?
Yeah, I would be the worst dad in the class. :rockin:
I think I could talk my wife into it if I let her pick the ingredients once in a while... and maybe even do the bottling on top of the dishwasher door like Revvy suggests. Right now I need to mop my garage floor as I have priming sugar and spilt beer from racking on the floor of the garage. I need to lean out my process, thats for sure.
Anybody ever think about hiring a maid or servant to brew/rack/bottle your beer for you?
This hobby might not be for lazy people.
If you've ever worked in a brewery, you'll know it's not glamourous at all. You wear rubber boots, have a shovel, and a canoe paddle. And you work hard- it's back breaking work. Brewing is mostly cleaning- mashtuns, boil kettles, pumps, hoses, equipement, etc. Then it's sanitizing. Then it's cleaning again.
No. Just in a place with rubber boots, hoses, shovels, a canoe paddle (a nasty, nasty canoe paddle) tanks, mixers, pumps, equipment, microscopes and microorganisms.
It's akin to brewing though. Have to maintain the right environment for the right bugs to do the right things.
Screw a maid though. I don't need anybody snooping around.
I stayed a week on one when I was a kid. Got to ride a cow. Got to do farm work too. It is not for lazy people. So, no, I don't work on a dairy.
Anybody ever think about hiring a maid or servant to brew/rack/bottle your beer for you?
This hobby might not be for lazy people.
No, but I think about hiring hookers who clean house & look great in scanty French maid outfits every time I think about what I'd do if I won the $100 million on Powerball.
Regards, GF.
No, but I think about hiring hookers who clean house & look great in scanty French maid outfits every time I think about what I'd do if I won the $100 million on Powerball.
Regards, GF.
Hiring hot maids to clean the house and fulfill the weekly services plus some additional odds and ins would be ideal.
Without turning this into a "letter to Playboy", I will say that I have a very hot, young, blond Polish maid. We had older ones in the past, and my wife got this one while I was in China. She called and said the new one was very attractive - like a model.D
Without turning this into a "letter to Playboy", I will say that I have a very hot, young, blond Polish maid. We had older ones in the past, and my wife got this one while I was in China. She called and said the new one was very attractive - like a model.
I work from home, and I will tell you that she is quite distracting. As cool as it might sound, I would not recommend it, especially if you've a lecherous side that you do your best to subdue
Without turning this into a "letter to Playboy", I will say that I have a very hot, young, blond Polish maid. We had older ones in the past, and my wife got this one while I was in China. She called and said the new one was very attractive - like a model.
I work from home, and I will tell you that she is quite distracting. As cool as it might sound, I would not recommend it, especially if you've a lecherous side that you do your best to subdue
pics or it didnt happen
Anybody ever think about hiring a maid or servant to brew/rack/bottle your beer for you?
This hobby might not be for lazy people.
Where do you work? Curios minds want to know.
Isn't that a WIFE, washing, ironing, fVcking, etc.? J/k My fiance calls herself a wife in training. However I do a lot of the cooking and such. She does the laundry. equal roles but a maid would be sweet.
Isn't that a WIFE, washing, ironing, fVcking, etc.? J/k My fiance calls herself a wife in training. However I do a lot of the cooking and such. She does the laundry. equal roles but a maid would be sweet.
Piece of advice. If you hire a maid. She needs to be ugly and old, very old and ugly. When I was younger me and my room mates hired a good looking girl as a maid. Was good at first, until we all started getting affectionate with her. She became more familiar with us and it went downhill from there.
Until they were sued because it didn't fold the towels right.
Piece of advice. If you hire a maid. She needs to be ugly and old, very old and ugly. When I was younger me and my room mates hired a good looking girl as a maid. Was good at first, until we all started getting affectionate with her. She became more familiar with us and it went downhill from there.
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