A bit of a ready steady cook

Hi all. Very new to this and ive just been out and bought :-

Roasted barley 500g bag
Whole wheat malt 500g bag
Fuggles hops 100g bag
Goldings hops 100g bag

Muntons Dark spray malt 500g
Muntons beer kit enhancer 1kg (nearly full bag, used some bottling last batch. Hope it was right stuff)

Apart from forgetting the yeast (HELP, which do i buy) what can i make from the above and what ratio's do i use????

Do i need anything else?

I'm hoping to make something that will make women look beautiful quickly (ouch just got punched in the back of my head).

How do i know when its rocket fuel? Do i ferment it longer, add more yeast or sugar???

All suggestions accepted gratefully.

First off what type or style of beer do you like?

Do you have all of the equipment needed to brew?

have you found a recipe that you might want to try ?

and on the request for something that will make women
beautiful quickly,

I would try vodka, whiskey or rum

Good choice on the hops.

Besides what color beer do you like:

What color is the roasted barley?

Is it pale like butter, middl-ing like peanut butter or black like coffee?

Poindexter said:

Good choice on the hops.

Besides what color beer do you like:

What color is the roasted barley?

Is it pale like butter, middl-ing like peanut butter or black like coffee?

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The types of beer i like are hobgoblin, Brakspear triple & Nethergate 'Old growler' as dark but i also love Marstons 'Old empire' which is a pale ale. And as for stout i'll drink guinness, Beamish & Murphys. Pretty much owt that'll get me falling down or walking sideways.

The roasted barley is 'black like coffee'. Did i make the right choice.

I just went a bit silly in the shop. 1 of each sort of thing.