lovemybrew
Active Member
I received this in an email, sorry if it's old or if you've seen it, I thought it was funny.
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Just imagine...
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have
received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!!!
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Just imagine...
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have
received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!!!
