Real Deal? wuteva. Chuck Norris was a washed up hack-tor who, despite his ability to perform high roundhouse kicks in his specially-crafted roundhouse-kick-jeans, had been relegated to terrible cable programming (Walker, Texas Ranger) and Total Gym ads.
Then, an internet meme saved him, revived his standing in the world, turned his career around to the point where he was on the campaign trail with presidential candidates.
And then, someone writes a fictional parody book about the whole "super badass" meme that revived his career...and what does the "real deal" do?
He turns around and sues them. Chuck Norris is a *****ewaddle.
"*****ewaddle." Feeling creative this morning, eh?
Can any word be used as a modifier? Maybe I'll start using the term "*****eboat", or "*****emug." Say, that's got a ring to it. "Chuck Norris is a *****emug."
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Oh Evan, Evan, Evan.. he's 68 years old and would still hand you YOUR ARSE!
I'm not saying he wasn't a hack actor, I am saying he was a REAL black belt master that won many competitions, taught many others how to fight and is a walking, talking legend.
It's sad to see his "walker" days when he reduced himself to a joke, but I guess Jimi would have ended up the same way at 60 years old, playing small clubs and pubs, after having once been a master of his art.
It's just the whole "bite the hand that feeds you" thing with the lawsuit that sticks in my craw.
I agree with that sentiment, however, suing them (win or lose) was the best thing for him AND the book... Look at the press it got! It wouldn't surprise me if the "Lawsuit" was planned bfore the book was every published... just for the press.
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