Edgar Allen Poe said:Fill with mingled cream and amber
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain -
Quaintest thoughts - queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
-Homer Simpson
"I sit here and drink my good Wittenberg Beer, and the Kingdom of God comes all by itself." -Martin Luther
I was gonna do that one!
Haha...I think I may have gotten that one from you in the past, or from the Mansfield book. Either way, prost to ML (and MLK).
DisturbdChemist said:“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
-Cliff Claven, Cheers
prrriiide said:"In wine there is truth. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria."
Attributed to David Auerbach (also to Ben Franklin, but they didn't know about bacteria in the 1700s...)
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