Desert_Sky
Since 1998
Oh well, Ill just be out in the shed drinking beer then.
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_technology/article2444462.ece
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_technology/article2444462.ece
the_bird said:As a "funny because it's not me" aside, my buddy Edgar told me that he's had sex with his wife twice in the past five years.
Guess how many times she's gotten pregnant during that time?
They'll never be able to create artificial balls with that kind of potency!
rdwj said:I don't think I'd want to shake his hand. Wow - 2 times in 5 years is just brutal!! Is he sure she's not on the other team?
Chimone said:Oh well, Ill just be out in the shed drinking beer then.
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_technology/article2444462.ece
desertBrew said:Wow, kind of wild. If humanity actually get to this level down the road I hope the only thing that pops out are males .
the_bird said:She is the most asexual person I have ever met in my life.
You know how, when you meet pretty much any woman, you have one of two thoughts?
"I'd do her"
"I wouldn't do her."
Chimone said:but thats the thing. The females dont have the Y chromosome. So they all the sperm they produce would be females
EdWort said:I knew a poor guy in Sugarcreek, Ohio who got it once a year on his birthday. Poor SOB, his wife liked the tacos instead of burritos.
the_bird said:As a "funny because it's not me" aside, my buddy Edgar told me that he's had sex with his wife twice in the past five years.
Guess how many times she's gotten pregnant during that time?
They'll never be able to create artificial balls with that kind of potency!
Bernie Brewer said:Bird, forgive me for suggesting this, but it's the cynic in me dying to come out: are you sure she wasn't already preggers and just trying to cover her tracks?????
the_bird said:Knowing her as well as I do, I don't think so... plus, they look EXACTLY like their dad.
Reminds me of the WWII movie where the soldiers get mail and one starts cheering that he's a father to a new baby boy. The other guy calls him an idiot and reminds him that he hasn't seen his wife in 3 years...the_bird said:As a "funny because it's not me" aside, my buddy Edgar told me that he's had sex with his wife twice in the past five years...Guess how many times she's gotten pregnant during that time?
Ummm... I already do all those things I've got the bum back to prove it (stupid me lifted a 50lb feed sack and stretched too far forward in an attempt to lift said sack over a chair, in the process pinching a nerve.)rdwj said:There will always be a need for men as long as there are bugs, spiders and rodents that need to be delt with. Don't forget lifting heavy objects, reaching the top shelf and clogged toilets.
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