Cheesefood
Well-Known Member
I just got to thinking...
Most wives love doing the X-Mas shopping, right? Why don't some of you guys offer to bring your wives up to Woodfield Mall to go shopping, and then ditch them and meet up with me at one of the local brew pubs in the area?
Here's how it'll work: you hang with them for a little while, then say you want to look for a present for them. In reality, you'll have already ordered their present online. She'll need at least 3-4 hours to do her shopping, and you'll need 3-4 hours to get in some drinking. Ram and Prairie Rock are right outside the mall. She can pick you up at Ram (after first spending another 3-4 hours in Ikea).
Most wives love doing the X-Mas shopping, right? Why don't some of you guys offer to bring your wives up to Woodfield Mall to go shopping, and then ditch them and meet up with me at one of the local brew pubs in the area?
Here's how it'll work: you hang with them for a little while, then say you want to look for a present for them. In reality, you'll have already ordered their present online. She'll need at least 3-4 hours to do her shopping, and you'll need 3-4 hours to get in some drinking. Ram and Prairie Rock are right outside the mall. She can pick you up at Ram (after first spending another 3-4 hours in Ikea).