27 Bottles, Check.
30 Corks, Check.
Corker, Check
6 gallons of concord that has been hovering at 1.010 for 3 weeks. Cleared and campden tabed (6), left to sit for 3 more days.
Degas with drill and handy plastic coat hanger.
Steam the corks in K-meta sauna as described by Yooper...