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I tell dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I faux pa.

Why would someone steal the batteries out of my calculator? It doesn’t add up.

They used to say you can look at the eclipse through a colander. I tried it, but all I did was strain my eyes.

I doubt he typed that with his tongue, most likely used his fingers. But yeah, you're right about the twenty dollar whore.

I was driving when the quake hit. I just thought it was the rough road I was on.

You call it a hobby? I call it an obsession. Welcome Johnthomas! It sounds like you're well on your way to making your hobby into an obsession.

I agree, they look healthy. You should probably move to bigger pots, if that's where you're gonna keep them. They'll need as big of a pot as you can get. An oak barrel cut in half would be perfect. I suggest leaving the bines grow as they will. Next year, start limiting the bines. I typically...

First, it's only been three days since your first pitch, it's a good possibility that it started fermenting, but it hasn't started off gassing yet. Sometimes yeast does take a while to show signs of fermentation. Second, don't rely on the airlock to show signs of fermentation. Buckets don't...

I would probably taste a sample of it, but most likely dump the rest. You should probably replace the line it was hooked up to as well.

I’m in. My last brew was a NEIPA. I’m not a fan of the style, but a friend wants me to brew one.

Interesting. I use Brewfather too. I’m gonna have to try that out, see if changing mash temps changes the FG estimate. As far as fermentation temp, sounds like that’s not the issue. You’d also have plenty of off flavors too. I’m guessing it’s the mash temp that got you where you are.

Mashing at lower temps will give you more fermentable sugars. I bet that's a big part of the cause, but something else may be playing part. I don't think that lower temps will cause that big of discrepancy. What temp did you ferment at?

A 10-year-old girl asked her Irish mother, "Mom, how was I born?" The mother smiled and replied, "Once upon a time, me and your father decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Dad put it in the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more...

An Englishman, a Welshman, and an Irishman die on Christmas eve. To get into heaven, St. Peter says, "You must have something on you that represents Christmas to get in” The English man flicks on his lighter and says, "It's a candle" St. Peter lets him pass. The Welshman jingles his keys and...

An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. As he’s drinking one drink and the green man is drinking the other, an Englishman down the bar who has had too many drinks says, “Hey, what’s that little...

Home brewing: the most expensive way to get cheap beer.

The fly who had his wings cut off is now called a "walk".

That's what bras are for.

I’ve not seen any videos of submerging everything, but I just used a bucket full of water, and put the disconnects in, then the manifold. I found my leak was the end cap of the manifold. Tiny little bubbles, so they were hard to see. I had to let everything sit for a while to let all motion of...

Having the tank in the cold temps will make the high pressure side read lower, but it shouldn’t be in the red if it’s only had one keg on it. As Clint said, do a submerge test. I had a tough leak to find, and the only way I found it was to submerge everything in water. I don’t recommend...