brauhaus
Well-Known Member
$^%$(^!&$ it hurts! it hurts!
actually the past 3 days have been torture, Sunday night I noticed I had a sore ear... after messing around a bit I noticed that I had a pimple forming in my ear... throughout my life I've been very fortunate to have avoided such plagues as bad acne and such, so i rarely get any pimples remotely close to my head, if i get any pimples at all, typically they are on my shoulders??
being one who just can't stand pimples I decided to try to pop it... bad idea. the wife took a bobby pin and using the looped end attempted to push on it to burst it... no, no, NO, NO, OW, OWWWW! stop.
so that only pissed it off.
Monday morning, the car had to get inspected so while at the garage sitting and waiting for my car i decided to poke around my ear... seriously there was nothing else to do, no magazines, nothing... so I'm now obsessed with pissing off this pimple in my ear in attempts to destroy it...
i tried everything to no avail the pimple remained, just very sore and very pissed off.
Tuesday, I wake up and my ear is sore still, I decided that perhaps a hot shower would open up my pores and release this thing, but no...
so on the way to work this morning i looked in the mirror and noticed that if I turn my head just so and push back on my ear I can see the nasty bugger... now I'm driving and poking it hoping that it would explode... nope
i get to the office and forget all about it... i had to pee so I got up and went into the bathroom and once in the bathroom i remembered my ingenious way of being able to see my pimple friend, so i walk up to the mirror, tilt my head and presto! i can see it!
well, with two fingers I squeezed, and squeezed, finally after a close inspection to my shorten finger nails (damn grooming obsession) I noticed a little bit of liquid on my nail... did I pop it?!
nope.
so attempt 2 at squeezing...
then it happened... On this very night...
10 years ago...
along the same stretch of road...
in a dense fog...
just like this...
I saw the worst accident I ever seen...
There was this sound...
Like a garbage truck!
Dropped off the empire state building!
And when they finally pulled the driver's body...
From the Twisted... Burning... Wreck...
It looked like...
THIS!!!!!!
nah, i popped it and my ear feels much better. that was some nasty goo on my finger... it had shot to my knuckle
actually the past 3 days have been torture, Sunday night I noticed I had a sore ear... after messing around a bit I noticed that I had a pimple forming in my ear... throughout my life I've been very fortunate to have avoided such plagues as bad acne and such, so i rarely get any pimples remotely close to my head, if i get any pimples at all, typically they are on my shoulders??
being one who just can't stand pimples I decided to try to pop it... bad idea. the wife took a bobby pin and using the looped end attempted to push on it to burst it... no, no, NO, NO, OW, OWWWW! stop.
so that only pissed it off.
Monday morning, the car had to get inspected so while at the garage sitting and waiting for my car i decided to poke around my ear... seriously there was nothing else to do, no magazines, nothing... so I'm now obsessed with pissing off this pimple in my ear in attempts to destroy it...
i tried everything to no avail the pimple remained, just very sore and very pissed off.
Tuesday, I wake up and my ear is sore still, I decided that perhaps a hot shower would open up my pores and release this thing, but no...
so on the way to work this morning i looked in the mirror and noticed that if I turn my head just so and push back on my ear I can see the nasty bugger... now I'm driving and poking it hoping that it would explode... nope
i get to the office and forget all about it... i had to pee so I got up and went into the bathroom and once in the bathroom i remembered my ingenious way of being able to see my pimple friend, so i walk up to the mirror, tilt my head and presto! i can see it!
well, with two fingers I squeezed, and squeezed, finally after a close inspection to my shorten finger nails (damn grooming obsession) I noticed a little bit of liquid on my nail... did I pop it?!
nope.
so attempt 2 at squeezing...
then it happened... On this very night...
10 years ago...
along the same stretch of road...
in a dense fog...
just like this...
I saw the worst accident I ever seen...
There was this sound...
Like a garbage truck!
Dropped off the empire state building!
And when they finally pulled the driver's body...
From the Twisted... Burning... Wreck...
It looked like...
THIS!!!!!!
nah, i popped it and my ear feels much better. that was some nasty goo on my finger... it had shot to my knuckle