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"The Edge of Tomorrow (Live, Die, Repeat)

A young boy with a speech impediment dressed as a pirate one Halloween. He went to his first house trick or treating, and a man opens the door, smiles and asks the kid "Well, what are you?" The little boy replies "I'm a birate". The man says "Well, where are your Buccaneers?" And the little boy...

like Elvis loved

No need for words there. Bwahahaha

and suddenly thought

Inept

and Butt Lite

Trappist Monastery

and Biebers toejam

to show off

Holding a schlong

something they ate

Then the scumbag

And NFL chicanery

and pocket rockets