I'm 30 years old with a lovely wife (no..really!) and three beautiful daughters. I'm a newbie brewer and having a hellova time!
- Occupation
- Healthcare Security Services
Triage Nurse: "And what is your chief complaint tonight, sir?"
Patient: *pointing to his arm* "I have turtles hatching out of my skin. See, there's one."
Triage Nurse: "Damn, dude. Been drinkin'?"
-actual triage assesment