A Japanese, Chinese, North Vietnamese, Laotian, Korean, Cambodian, Burmese, Malaysian and an Indonesian walk in to a bar.
Bartender says "Sorry gentlemen, I can't serve you without a Thai"
Blind guy walks in to a bar and says "does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?"
Girl beside him says "I weigh 200 pounds of pure muscle and I'm a professional cage-fighter and I'm blonde"
"My friend over here is a 300 pound professional female Sumo wrestler and she's blonde"
"Also, my other...
I used to run a pub in the UK. Had a customer who was an alcoholic. I stocked Kaliber for him for a while but he suggested that I get some of the Becks.
It's much better IMHO.