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Old 09-06-2009, 03:42 PM   #31
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What's red and green and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Old 09-06-2009, 04:06 PM   #32
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Why is air a lot like sex?
It's no big deal unless you're not getting any

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

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Old 09-07-2009, 07:57 PM   #33
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How do you piss off a female archeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

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Old 09-07-2009, 08:10 PM   #34
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One more ...
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk!

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Old 09-08-2009, 12:23 AM   #35
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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Old 09-08-2009, 02:10 AM   #36
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Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk!
And woman with two balls on chin cannot speak.
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Old 09-08-2009, 02:23 AM   #37
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Father tells his son, "Son, if you don't stop touching yourself you'll go blind." Son said, "Dad, I'm over here!"

Did you hear about the fire at the indian reservation? The heat was intense (in-tents.... sorry, it's hilarious but usually just vocal)

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Old 09-08-2009, 02:31 AM   #38
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Seen on the ceiling in the men's room above the urinal;

If you can read this, you're peeing on your shoes.

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Old 09-08-2009, 02:37 AM   #39
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A man goes to the doctor and is given 6 months to live, The man says I cant pay the bill in 6 months so the doctor gives him another 6 months.

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Old 09-08-2009, 07:17 AM   #40
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an Irish guy walks out of a bar. . . what is this? a joke?

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