1) Build your own kegerator.
2) Open a bottle without a bottle opener.
3) Build and operate a BMBF.
4. Know what SWMBO/HMBWO means.
5. How to use the ****ing search feature.
6.Yooper is in fact THE MAN!
7.How to boil in the kitchen (or Basement) without killing yourself...and others.
8) Gaging rough time frame for a recipe to mature on grain bill alone.
9) The proper way to pour a beer.
10) How to read a hydrometer.
11) How to motorize a grain mill.
12) The difference between steeping and Mashing.
13) How to hotlink to nekkid pictures.
14. When fermentation is finished.
16) How long to leave the beer in the primary.
17) How (and when) to skip a secondary.
18) How to deal with autolysis (share your beer with Bigfoot).
19) How to avoid a post from Revvy less than 60 seconds after posting a thread.
20) Gah..... How To Enumerate.
(Fixed all but Sacc's)
21) Proper use of a brolly spoon