You know the honeymoon is over when?

[Varmintman]

I invited my wife of three months to have a nice romantic evening bottling a great Irish red beer...... Oh yeah the honeymoon is over LOL

 

[Kittyfeet]

Maybe she's into kegging instead of bottling?

 

[jgln]

I heard it is when she poops in the toilet when you are taking a shower.

 

[statu]

Cup of cheese anyone

 

[Billy-Klubb]

neither one of you has a problem cracking one off in front of the other.

 

[cheezydemon3]

She reveals to you that she never really liked Mexican food, and NEVER intends to enter a mexican restaraunt again....true story.....god dammit....

 

[45_70sharps]

Not wanting to help you brew is no big deal.

Soon my young friend, you will see true changes that matter to you!

 

[statu]

You know it's over when you can no longer find any of your stuff cause she straightens up and doesn't remember where she put it and its your fault for not putting it in a place that doesn't bother her in the first place.

 

[Hammy71]

I invited my wife of three months to have a nice romantic evening bottling a great Irish red beer...... Oh yeah the honeymoon is over LOL

Wait, you "invited"? First mistake right there....Your still in the training phase! You tell her she can stop doing the laundry for an hour and help you bottle. There.... Oh, and I made sure my SWMBO wasn't looking over my shoulder when I typed this. Just sayin....

Really though, After 20+ years, I enjoy the time by myself at this point. Brewing is my department. LOL

 

[Varmintman]

I was married for 15 years and then was single for ten. I will say that it is a wonderful thing but and this was a big but I came home one day and there were flowers in my favorite beer mug. Can you imagine the horror and shock just seeing those flowers in a glass that had never seen dish soap and had been carefully dried after each and every use.


Yup flowers in the beer glass a sure sign that the honeymoon is over

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You know it's over when you can no longer find any of your stuff cause she straightens up and doesn't remember where she put it and its your fault for not putting it in a place that doesn't bother her in the first place.

my wife "cleans" things all the time. she never blames me though. we just look for the lost thing together. my wife rocks.

 

[Spintab]

You know it's over when you can no longer find any of your stuff cause she straightens up and doesn't remember where she put it and its your fault for not putting it in a place that doesn't bother her in the first place.

Man, my house to a t.

Babe where are my shoes? In the closet. Ok so putting them on and taking them off in the same place so I always know where they are for the last thirty years has come to an end? Yes, but we've only been married six years you know. Oh...ok...six years...my bad.

 

[unionrdr]

You know the honeymoon is really over when you no longer wake up with your pj bottoms & drawers mysteriously missing. Top that!...

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You know the honeymoon is really over when you no longer wake up with your pj bottoms & drawers mysteriously missing. Top that!...

when you start wearing pj bottoms to bed.

 

[statu]

when you start wearing pj bottoms to bed.

When you get two twin beds so you can get a good night of sleep. "She has jimjimmy leg"

 

[unionrdr]

To hell with afternoon delight. Morning delight was def better. What a way to start the day!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

When my wife and I were just friends she would tell me that everything I cooked (except for "rabbits in cream"... gah) was wonderful.

When we started dating she told me that she really didnt like raw tomatoes all that much.

When we moved in together she told me she hated raw tomatoes, and cooked tomatoes in some applications, with a vengeance.

Last night after I had consumed a favorite snack of mine, "bruschetta soup" (too lazy to toast bread so make bruschetta topping and eat with spoon), the wife referred to my breath as "a foul wind of fetid garlic" and "brush your teeth or I will never stop telling you to brush your teeth"

Humpf

 

[Jeffro74]

You know it's over when you can no longer find any of your stuff cause she straightens up and doesn't remember where she put it and its your fault for not putting it in a place that doesn't bother her in the first place.

+2, statu... transcript of my house:

"Sweetie... where did you put [insert item du jour]..??? "

"Downstairs with the rest of your stuff."

"Where is that, exactly?"

"I don't know."

"Thanks, toots..."

 

[avidhomebrewer]

Owe my wife of over 17 years one yet....

Never could afford it and would like to treat her. Any suggestions? She likes Hawaii, I like Germany (Oktoberfest, of course).

 

[reinstone]

The words "I do" are the sign the honeymoon is over.

 

[max384]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RsLGppJV_s

Cup of cheese anyone

Oh my god, this reminds me of my life. I 'broke the barrier' (okay, not after getting married, but a couple months after dating) and then discovered that my wife now thinks it's cute to fart in front of me. Goddamnit, I only farted in front of her because I can't farking stand holding them in. I would still rather live in the fantasy world where women neither poop nor fart... But it's completely acceptable to produce as many foul beer farts as I can... with the occasional Dutch oven when I'm feeling romantic!

 

[maxamuus]

Owe my wife of over 17 years one yet....

Never could afford it and would like to treat her. Any suggestions? She likes Hawaii, I like Germany (Oktoberfest, of course).

http://www.curacao.com/

Its Amsterdam on a beach.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

The "mature" portion of Cancun is lovely if you are looking for ridiculously good prices, luxury service that will make you downright uncomfortable (I didnt know I was fancy enough to be served iced towels and champagne with a strawberry in it every time I got a little color), extremely serviceable food, gorgeous beaches... you get the picture. Had my honeymoon at "the Beloved" hotel and resort, and let me say that it was rather a fitting venue.

As an aside, one of the porters declined my tip when we checked in. "Oh, we don't accept tips during your stay, but if you enjoy the service you receive and you mention my name in your review at tripadvisor.com I get a bonus." Done and done, Marcello, Juan Carlos, Laura, Consuelo...