Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[tallybrewer]

I'm with you on Zardoz. I turned it off when Sean Connery started rolling down a hill wearing a diaper.

But my vote is The Great Land of Small. I've tried to repress the memory of the gory details of this waste of celluloid, but i do recall actors in crummy elf costumes running around throwing handfuls of glitter all over the place...

 

[TxBrew]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320304/ 30 days of night 2. Even Nightier


Worst movie ever. If you liked the first one, avoid this like the plague.

There is nothing good about it, no redeeming value, just terrible. I would track down everyone that had anything to do with it's production to let them know how bad it was, I just don't have the time.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320304/


Worst movie ever. If you liked the first one, avoid this like the plague.

There is nothing good about it, no redeeming value, just terrible. I would track down everyone that had anything to do with it's production to let them know how bad it was, I just don't have the time.

But it has a hot chick on the cover!!! I'd have to watch it.

 

[Bedlam]

Number one suck-arse movie ever: Muriel's Wedding. Let me preface this by telling you that I am very, very cheap. I don't even leave baseball games early, even if there's a blowout. I want every second that I've paid for. Muriel's Wedding was the only movie I ever left in the theater before the credits rolled. Went with friends, left alone. Being a chick, I have a middle-of-the-road range for "chick flicks"...probably higher tolerance than most of you guys, but less so than the average girly girl. That movie made every woman look bad. And I hate Abba anyway.

Second worst: whatever that Star Wars movie that was last released was called. Good grief...what 13 year old wrote THAT feces?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Howard's End.......

While it could have been mildly more amusing if it was gay porn, this piece of well crafted POOP utterly lost me in it's english toddling silly pointlessness.

Holy CRAP it sucked.

And YES, as a straight man, I would rather watch gay porn than view that crappy movie again.

 

[Stratotankard]

Turbulence, hands down the worst movie I've ever seen.

After 45 minutes of being told by people on the ground how evil and manipulative the psycho killer being transported on a commercial flight on Christmas who has already killed like 6 people on the flight is and how she should under no circumstances let him into the locked cockpit, she lets him in after he says "come on, you know you can trust me." Seriously??? Add to that the most unrealistic airplane effects and its still the only movie I've ever walked out of.

Zombie Strippers ranks high on the awesomely bad flicks. "In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back." Jenna Jameson, Robert Englund and cameos from Tito Ortiz as the cowardly bouncer... awesomely bad.

Terje

 

[Sacdan]

Ishtar

 

[Revvy]

Bedlam's a woman????

 

[jfr1111]

Don't forget about Highlander 2. That was 1.5 hours of my life lost forever.

Isn't this the one about some earth dome and the immortals are actually aliens ? The one that everybody pretended it never existed in the following Highlander movie/TV show/anything ?

Yeah, I think I had erased it from my memory.

 

[Shooter]

Isn't this the one about some earth dome and the immortals are actually aliens ? The one that everybody pretended it never existed in the following Highlander movie/TV show/anything ?

Yeah, I think I had erased it from my memory.

That's the one. I pretty much ignore it so it doesn't ruin my enjoyment of the first film.

 

[TxBrew]

But it has a hot chick on the cover!!! I'd have to watch it.

You'll regret it. I did. It wasn't enough to supplement the suck that was this movie.