Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[jasonsbeer]

I vote for ZARDOZ. This one baffles me. It stars Sean Connery (post James Bond) in a sort of post-apocalyptic world where really smart people control really dumb people that go around killing other people not being controlled. Sean's charatcter "crosses over" to the smart people side and the story really gets effed up fast.

Sean Connery must have owed somebody a favor because I just don't see how somebody with James Bond money would need, or even want to do something this crappy. If this one wasn't on MST3K, it should have been.

My favorite line (as quoted on Wiki): The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!

 

[mc_eric]

I vote for "Skeeters". I don't really remember anything about the movie, I just saw it on some movie channel one night. But it was about giant killer mosquitoes that were bred by a mad scientist in the middle of nowhere in Texas. It was so awesomely bad I just had to watch the whole thing.

 

[wildwest450]

Not even close. Now i'm talking a theater released movie, not some straight to dvd crap." In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale", Uwe Boll is a complete tool. We we're laughing so loud , we had to leave the theater. It was so bad, it was almost good.

I'm overjoyed to announce that pert 2 is being filmed with Dolph Lundgren, now that's a must see.

 

[Revvy]

Only movie I ever walked out of.

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn in 3-d

It is so bad, that Rotten Tomatoes never bothered to review it.

 

[SwampassJ]

Street Fighter with Jean Claude as Guile.

 

[arturo7]

Battleship Earth


Worth watching for a good laugh.


At not with.

 

[cheezydemon3]

TROLL 2

So bad it is awesome.

Don't know if it was ever in theaters, don't give a phuck either.

worst ever movie.

 

[Scooby_Brew]

1. Gigli
2. Independence Day
3. Glitter

There is one really bad movie I enjoy watching anyways: Striptease.

 

[dataz722]

Easily "The Junior Defenders". I don't even know how it ended up in my netflix que because I don't remember adding it. My wife and I got about 30 minutes into it and turned it off. I have never turned off a dvd before. I usually just deal with suckyness but this was just unbearable and we both agreed about that.

 

[cheezydemon3]

1. Gigli
2. Independence Day
3. Glitter

There is one really bad movie I enjoy watching anyways: Striptease.

Independance day?lol. What, you don't like incredibly unbelieveable douchbag filled movies either?

I liked how every time they crashed or had something bad happen in the middle of nowhere, they were always within walking distance of help.

ANYTHING with chuck Norris is up for crappiest movie ever.

 

[Ashz]

ANYTHING with chuck Norris is up for crappiest movie ever.

I hope you are excluding Way of the dragon (Return of the Dragon), has to be one of the best culmination scenes in any of the Bruce lee flicks. Parts of the movie I would agree are cheesy. Translation from chinese to english, for a plot for US audiences probably never helped the dialog in these movies much. But no way this movie was crappy. JMHO.

Inseminoid gets a good vote from me. If you haven't seen it I advise you to. Seriously. Not the worst movie I have ever seen but it's the first that came to my mind.

 

[KuntyBrew]

Solaris from what i can remember of it, I pass out in the first 15 min every time.

 

[Jim Karr]

1. Two Lane Blacktop, starring James Taylor (yes, the singer)
2. Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
3. Napoleon Dynamite

 

[chumprock]

 

[iparks81]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6okmqn-omDU

Wow....thats Completely HORRIBLE ! I nearly didn't even finish the clip, I was asking my self WTF the whole time...

 

[Revvy]

2. Chopper Chicks in Zombietown

How can ANYTHING with the word Zombie in it be bad???

Ironic maybe...but in the top three of your bad movie list? Even Zombie Strippers had some redeeming value...

 

[iaefebs]

I vote for ZARDOZ. This one baffles me. It stars Sean Connery (post James Bond) in a sort of post-apocalyptic world where really smart people control really dumb people that go around killing other people not being controlled. Sean's charatcter "crosses over" to the smart people side and the story really gets effed up fast.

Sean Connery must have owed somebody a favor because I just don't see how somebody with James Bond money would need, or even want to do something this crappy. If this one wasn't on MST3K, it should have been.

My favorite line (as quoted on Wiki): The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!

Wow, Zardoz is one of my favorite movies of all time. That quote helps explain the movie. Near the end of the movie when Connery is led to the library and shown the book that explains the great stone figure. :rockin:
Ah well as far as the worst movie I would vote for "Driven" with Sylvester Stallone.

 

[jiggs_casey]

I can't say it's the worst, just the worst I've seen in recent history but I remember watching the movie 'TimeRider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann' for the first time when I was 12 or 13 and thinking that it was awesome!

I started to watch it again last week... 27 years after later, it's not so awesome...

 

[jamesnsw]

Spanglish. Dad and I walked out of the theater with 5 minutes left- we realized there was no possibility of it redeeming itself, so we left.

 

[Chap]

Because it's fresh in my mind (watched it last night) The Expendables with Stallone, Li, Statham, Austin, Arnold, Willis and a couple others... HORRIBLE. Quit acting and just blow **** up!

 

[iparks81]

Because it's fresh in my mind (watched it last night) The Expendables with Stallone, Li, Statham, Austin, Arnold, Willis and a couple others... HORRIBLE. Quit acting and just blow **** up!

I just watched this one as well...completely agree

my vote is for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Robot Jocks, and ED...Especially ED...

 

[buffalobrewer]

Solaris from what i can remember of it, I pass out in the first 15 min every time.

I went to see that with one of my nieces over christmas when it was out. We walked out when it was over and agreed it was a waste of celluloid.

 

[goodgodilovebeer]

95% of all Canadian films

 

[Brutus Brewer]

1. Gigli
2. Independence Day
3. Glitter

There is one really bad movie I enjoy watching anyways: Striptease.

Gigli was bad, but I about fell out of my chair when he called her a Clam Digger

 

[jfr1111]

Zardoz isn't even Connery's worst film... That title goes to Extraordinary League of Gentlemen or whatever it was called.

 

[ChshreCat]

Battlefield Earth!

 

[strat_thru_marshall]

Land of the Lost with Will Ferrell. Brutal. Turned it off when it got to the scene with the alien trapped in alien prison.

 

[Fritztheelephant]

Bullworth

Pure crap.

 

[Revvy]

I can't say it's the worst, just the worst I've seen in recent history but I remember watching the movie 'TimeRider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann' for the first time when I was 12 or 13 and thinking that it was awesome!

I started to watch it again last week... 27 years after later, it's not so awesome...

You're NOT going to believe it....That was going to be my "worst movie" pick, and I was looking for a poster, since I figured noone would remember it...Then I remembered Metalstorm...

And what was the most repeated line in Timerider? "I thought you were dead...." That was like the joke they drove into the ground.

 

[weirdboy]

my vote is for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Robot Jocks, and ED...Especially ED...

First off it's Robot Jox. Second, doesn't that movie have a totally hot naked redhead in it? That boosts the rating by a couple of stars in my book. I might be thinking of a different crappy sci-fi film from around that time, though.