Who would you go gay for?

[BobbiLynn]

Big John has been getting more action in this beer forum in the last couple of weeks than he/she has got in your barn over the last 28 years.

Yes, he is ready to come out of hiding in the shed. But, still, no offers.

 

[cheezydemon3]

"Holds 250 lbs"

I don't even want to know what the eff that means.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

"Holds 250 lbs"

I don't even want to know what the eff that means.

Yknow that urban legend about the time they pumped Rod Stewart's stomach?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Yknow that urban legend about the time they pumped Rod Stewart's stomach?

Dude! I am at work!!!lol.

Fortunately my coffe cup is empty.

 

[BobbiLynn]

"Holds 250 lbs"

I don't even want to know what the eff that means.

Well, I'm crossing you off the list as a possible buyer. Big John is offended. So don't even bother contacting me about wanting to buy him.

 

[bottlebomber]

That's why I said he's useless to me so I want to sell him. He is vintage 1985. At just 28 years old, he's still a young stud, err... maybe not a stud anymore. But still, he has his uses, says on the box that he holds 250 pounds, you can get him to carry your fermenting vessels for you. PM if interested, we can be discreet about it.

Hey, I'm 33 and getting more study by the minute! Big John hasn't even hit his stride yet!

Big John has been getting more action in this beer forum in the last couple of weeks than he/she has got in your barn over the last 28 years.

Hopefully.

Well, I'm crossing you off the list as a possible buyer. Big John is offended. So don't even bother contacting me about wanting to buy him.

You needn't use reverse psychology on cheezy, he is immune to it. I think we all know he is considering making an offer

 

[cheezydemon3]

You needn't use reverse psychology on cheezy, he is immune to it. I think we all know he is considering making an offer

*Nods at BB, tips hat.*

 

[BigPicture]

Hey,

You guys haven't even stumbled upon Prison Sex.

If you have sex in Prison, does it count? Pitcher or Catcher?

What about choir boys? Does that count?

 

[headbanger]

*Nods at BB, tips hat.*

You're wearing a hat now too? Depending on the type of hat I may see a pattern emerging here. If it all turns bad you're probably going to regret offending BJ, you do realize that don't you?

 

[headbanger]

Hey,

You guys haven't even stumbled upon Prison Sex.

If you have sex in Prison, does it count? Pitcher or Catcher?

What about choir boys? Does that count?

Depends on whether you secretly liked it or not and it's only ok to screw choir boys if you're a priest, because god said it was cool apparently,

 

[BobbiLynn]

On a side note, Big John makes a great cell mate, he deflates to a compact size and can also be used as decoy during your escape attempt. Just saying....

 

[robertfraser]

I can honesty say that I have never given this any thought but now that you mentioned it..

This man made my "All Time Hero" list at an MTV awards show about 1,000,000 years ago...
The year PeeWee Herman was caught "red handed" in a porno theater and arrested.

gilbert Godfried went on stage with an "I'm Pulling For peeWee" teeshirt, and commented, "If masturbation is a crime, I've been Al Capone since I was 14"

 

[h4mmy86]

I wish Big John had been my celly rather than Big Bubbuh

 

[T_Baggins]

Hmmm... definitely NOT gay or would ever be gay for anyone. But I have to ask you this:

If you died and were re-incarnated into a chicken, would you be attracted to a GAY BEE?

Anyway, I'm not homophobic either... I'm homo-NAUSEOUS!!! :smack:

 

[cheezydemon3]

Hmmm... definitely NOT gay or would ever be gay for anyone. But I have to ask you this:

If you died and were re-incarnated into a chicken, would you be attracted to a GAY BEE?

Anyway, I'm not homophobic either... I'm homo-NAUSEOUS!!! :smack:

Your username says otherwise

I am a bit the same.

It isn't that I am homophobic, guys are just hairy, and sweaty, and have penises.

Yes you can shave, yes you cut your junk off, but do you still sweat?

GROSS!

 

[maxamuus]

Not sure but I think woman sweat too, just saying....

 

[cheezydemon3]

Not sure but I think woman sweat too, just saying....

Indeed. My statement was wholly ridiculous.

Think I would turn away a castrated, shaved man just because he sweats???

Lol. Guys are effing gross.

 

[maxamuus]

Don't knock it till you have tried it

 

[bottlebomber]

Don't knock it till you have tried it

Slamming your cock in the toilet seat. Everyone's doing it.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Slamming your cock in the toilet seat. Everyone's doing it.

Umm if you weren't my friend, this would be sig worthy...

 

[bottlebomber]

Umm if you weren't my friend, this would be sig worthy...

Yeah please don't lol.. I have a reputation to uphold.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Yeah please don't lol.. I have a reputation to uphold.

Lol....seriously, laughing....out.....loud.

 

[BobbiLynn]

I have a reputation to uphold.

Very funny, just laughed out loud too.

 

[Norselord]

After I get my sex change, i would go gay for...

 

[Obliviousbrew]

I always felt I was a lesbian woman trapped in a mans body.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I always felt I was a lesbian woman trapped in a mans body.

Are you Bruce Jenner? You Are! Aren't you!!?? You are Bruce bloody Jenner!!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Damned Limey Brits!!!:



Bloody who?

 

[JoeyChopps]

I always felt I was a lesbian woman trapped in a mans body.

Every time I hear this statement I always think " have you ever seen lesbian porn?" There's usually a lot of dildos involved.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Every time I hear this statement I always think " have you ever seen lesbian porn?" There's usually a lot of dildos involved.

Its usually made for the enjoyment of men, however.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Every time I hear this statement I always think " have you ever seen lesbian porn?" There's usually a lot of dildos involved.

Or even real lesbians.

Yeah if you put much thought into it, this statement gets all kinds of WIERD.