When 15 year olds get tattoos

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

You need to tell that kid it is misspelled. You might need to show him a dictionary (if he knows what one is).

THEN.. after he has freaked out.. tell him about laser tattoo removal. He could get the "s" taken off. Then once that heals (heh heh heh), he could get the the other "c" tatted back on.

Uhm.. Don't tell him how much it hurts... lol

 

[RIBeer]

One of my kids at school (HS Junior) got his name tattooed on his arm last year. I asked him if that was for him to look at for when he forgets....He got mad at me. Last week, he got another tattoo across the first joints of his fingers, but wouldn't let me see it. I asked if it was his phone number...just in case he forgot that too. He's mad at me again.......

 

[Madman]

I worked with a girl who got a tramp stamp of her name. I wondered if it was a consideration to the random men that would be doing her from behind so they'd know the name of the girl they were sneaking away from at 3am.

 

[Borisbbadd]

I worked with a girl who got a tramp stamp of her name. I wondered if it was a consideration to the random men that would be doing her from behind so they'd know the name of the girl they were sneaking away from at 3am.

Maybe she's starting her resume.........

 

[Madman]

Well, she did have room for at least her first position on there....

 

[avaserfi]

I worked with a girl who got a tramp stamp of her name. I wondered if it was a consideration to the random men that would be doing her from behind so they'd know the name of the girl they were sneaking away from at 3am.

Nah, she was probably hoping they would call out the right name for once...

 

[Madman]

Then, she should have just had "Oh, Jesus, oh ****!" tattooed on her back.

 

[chefchris]

Wow. I guess I never realized you could be under 18 and get a permanent tattoo. It'll be a cold day in hell before I let my kids do it, and if they went behind my back... I'd sand it off with the edges of Biermuncher's Keggle.

That's funny that you say that. I use to work in a sign shop and one morning a concerned father called in and started telling me this long story about how his under age son went and got a home made tattoo on his thigh. He was asking how to get rid of it. I had to ask him what made him call a sign shop in the first place. He said because we dealt with ink. He said he tried to scrub it off. I then asked how long it had been there before he tried scrubbing it off, he said 2 weeks. I said, that's not gonna do any good. He'd either have to do laser removal or you'd have to cut under the ink. He started talking trash about people with tattoos. I've got sleeves.

 

[Zul'jin]

If one is going to get tattoos on their butt, it should be a W on each cheek. Works best if you can do handstands. Works worst in prison. Especially while doing hand stands.

 

[dataz722]

I have a friend that got his ass tattooed. One cheek has a smiley face with "have a nice day" under it, the other cheek has the chineese symbol for budha.

 

[Yambor44]

I have a friend that got his ass tattooed. One cheek has a smiley face with "have a nice day" under it, the other cheek has the chineese symbol for budha.

I hope its a girl friend....

 

[DeathBrewer]

"his"??????

 

[MikeG]

One of my kids at school (HS Junior) got his name tattooed on his arm last year. I asked him if that was for him to look at for when he forgets....He got mad at me. Last week, he got another tattoo across the first joints of his fingers, but wouldn't let me see it. I asked if it was his phone number...just in case he forgot that too. He's mad at me again.......

LMAO, nice.

 

[Yambor44]

"his"??????

I know...point was how...never mind.

 

[Brew-Happy]

If one is going to get tattoos on their butt, it should be a W on each cheek. Works best if you can do handstands. Works worst in prison. Especially while doing hand stands.

More up-to-date version would be to get a capital L on each cheek. That way when you bend over you would always be LOL'ing people. :cross:

 

[DeathBrewer]

I always liked a pair of "M"s. For MOM, and then when you flip upside down is says "WOW"! Double-threat!

 

[Cape Brewing]

My babysitter came and was so excited to tell us that.... her boyfriend got a tattoo!!! He's 15. I then told her that her BF is a freakin idiot.
I asked to see a picture of it.

How "sucsessful" do you think this dumb@ss is gonna be.

Maybe he's in a band and that's the name of the band... spelled that way intentionally.

???

I'm sure he's just a ******* but it popped into my head as a possible explanation.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Somewhere on here is a thread about tramp stamps. Funniest one I saw was the chick who had "Cum Slutt" on her back. yes, with two t's!

 

[babalu87]

My babysitter came and was so excited to tell us that.... her boyfriend got a tattoo!!! He's 15. I then told her that her BF is a freakin idiot.
I asked to see a picture of it.

How "sucsessful" do you think this dumb@ss is gonna be.

The terrorists have won

 

[EvilTOJ]

And it was in such a classy font as well. And parrots don't have teeth!

One day, Chucky came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud.

She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Chucky figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.

She also spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Chucky saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.

She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Chucky really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.

"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Chucky couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed got the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar. Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker-looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Chucky.

Apprehensively, Chucky whispers, "Who are you?" The biker answers, "I'm Cess."

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

And parrots don't have teeth!

That's why it was a toothless parrot . It was just a joke. Generally speaking, carrots don't walk into a bar and say anything to the barman either.

 

[homebrewer_99]

That's why it was a toothless parrot . It was just a joke. Generally speaking, carrots don't walk into a bar and say anything to the barman either.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says "wadda ya have?" The skeleton says "I'll have a beer and a mop..."

Funniest Irish joke ever: An Irishman WALKS out of a bar...HAHAHA!!!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Of course the way the English language has been changing, his way of spelling may be correct in a few more years.

I blame the Internet, computers and spell check. Why learn to spell when you have duh spell check yo?
Speaking of, MS office defaults to "US" English, while in Canada we are supposed to be using "UK" English. I notice that a lot of governmental spellings are in US English now due to spell check. lol

ie License vs Licence (should be Licence here. BC Gov uses license, Ontario uses Licence).

 

[Decojuicer]

I love it when people get tattoos of Asian character's on their body and then try to tell me that it means something really spiritual or deep. I have seen at least 3 different symbols that all allegedly mean "Tranquility." I'm betting that at least 2 of them mean ****** nozzle, or something similar.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I love it when people get tattoos of Asian character's on their body and then try to tell me that it means something really spiritual or deep. I have seen at least 3 different symbols that all allegedly mean "Tranquility." I'm betting that at least 2 of them mean ****** nozzle, or something similar.

Yes, ancient Asian dialect meaning "Sucka" or possibly "Sucker of ____". lol