greencoat
Well-Known Member
All but the SWMBO bit. Throw a slab on vinyl on the turntable, turn on the PS3, and dread the hour-plus or so it's going to take to chill that brewpot down in the sink. And of course RDWHAHB.
Masturbate, what the heck else am I going to do? That's more than enough time to rub one out, recover and rub out another before I need to start sanitizing the wort chiller.