1) Noe of us were being smartasses, we were just speaking from experience with working with 2 gallon coolers. I looked back at our responses and none of them were even close to being the level of smartass we get around here.
2)More than likely that was a misprint on Randy Mosher's part and never got caught on editing. For one thing, although it appears that there is one brand of 1 gallon cooler online, the smallest size most stores carry are 2 gallon, followed by 5 and 10 gallon varieties.
3)As someone who was one of the first people on this site to use and advocate the use of two gallon coolers I have found that "stuck sparges" are really not an issue in the un modified coolers. What happens is that many users of the cooler line it with a large grain bag, and the grainbag often folds over the area where the spigot out-port is, and sort of blocks the wort from draining out.
It's really more of a blocked spigot, than a true stuck sparge.
That's why I advocate on here creating sort of a riser/false bottom, by using a small folding steamer in the bottom of the cooler, then placing the grain bag in. This will lift the level of the grain above the port of the spigot, and everything will drain through. This also has the added benefit of filtering out larger pieces of grainhusk which will result in clearer runoffs.
One of these.
(unscrew or break off the center post)
Using the strainer lifts the grainbag above the level of the spigot and prevent blocked spigots, and helps filter the grain from the wort. Clear runnoff during vourloffing;
A piece of hose with a small slit can be wedged to drain the cooler to help flow better into the pot.
See, more than likely those of us who were answering have actually used the 2 gallon cooler and know how much grain can fit in there. We weren't blowing smoke...if you had looked around you might have found that answer in the dozen or so threads about the cooler on here.
Like this one...
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f36/two-gallon-cooler-125050/#post1395238
Like I said, I'm pretty sure Randy
meant a 2 gallon cooler and never caught it during re-write/editing...and unless his editor was a brewer (most likely not) he wouldn't have bothered double checking or even realizing a need to correct that mistake.