Unmarketable catch phrase for a brewery

[loganweaver]

Wife and I are a 12 pack deep into the new honey primed American Amber. She comes up with the phrase 'Hung Funky Brewery helping solve your empty bladder needs'

shes a keeper

 

[McKBrew]

Works for me.

 

[Corkster]

hmm...only thing I could think of in a decent manner of time that is less marketable was

Limp Noodle Brews.... Deflating egos, one noodle at a time!

 

[springer]

King of beers .... damn already taken

 

[brewmonk]

beer... it's better for you than crack.

 

[Pappers_]

Hung Funky Homie J is my hip-hop name

 

[Corkster]

Hung Funky Homie J is my hip-hop name

Oh, Hey wow.... might be time to go R&B instead...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Johnson Brewing "Wrap your lips around a big johnson"

 

[Haputanlas]

My favorite idea was "The Yeast Infection".

The slogan would be "Infecting the willing all across the nation"


Or maybe there could be some sick reference to an STD somewhere.