Trying to be helpful...

[JonW]

I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big ****s, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

 

[passedpawn]

Bwaaaaaahhahhahhaaaaaa!

( I'm gonna keep a lookout for her too. Good Samaritan day).

 

[Ace_Club]

Maybe we should form a search party.

 

[passedpawn]

Maybe we should form a search party.

I'll take point.

 

[bull8042]

Call off the dogs boys, I already found her and we are home now.
By the way, thanks JonW for your help.

 

[KayaBrew]

Ahhh....I see what just happened

 

[schweaty]

I lol'd In Lowe's she wouldn't be very hard to spot that's for sure.

 

[Homercidal]

Send the young guy to the back to turn the AC on full...