This is Dave37 reporting live from ground zero where a recent massive explosion has taken place. It seems the damage was localized to a 5 block radius in Queens NY. The terrorist group known as Tripplehazzard is claiming responsibility for this absolutely destructive
Bomb. The terrorist group is well known for its generous and lethal porch bombs throughout the country but this last bomb has taken the term to a whole new level.
We now go live to the people most affected by this mad mans antics.
"Tripplehazzard can expect swift retaliation and total annihilation for his actions here today. He shouldn't be surprised if a bomb of our own should appear on his doorstep by tomorrow causing similar chaos to his liver, kidney and braincells. Here in NY we don't get mad, we get even."