The police want me to get drunk

[GroovePuppy]

My mom had a pet skunk once as well (desaced of course).

I thought you'd misspelled "deceased" but now I realize you probably didn't.

 

[r2eng]

I got to do this in college... it was BMC, but was fun. We had a course to drive in our own cars, and were timed/judged. It was a real eye opener... I could hold my beer purdy well! I also drove really well in my own car, and my times to finish the course improved.

Of course many orange cones paid with their lives!