The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

I picked up a little local work for tomorrow, installing a JT-9 engine on a DC-10-40. Every little bit helps.

That's a little overkill for a 3 roller grain mill IMHO

 

[Rodent]

How you Massholes and Masshole wannabe’s doin’? I’m worried about you guys.

I went from being on the road every M-F to working from home, and am the busiest I've been in years.
Thanks to some other groups in the company, we all have had to reduce our working schedule by 20%. I've had the past four Fridays off with one remaining to go until we get an update on work schedules. Sucks in that I'm working 12-13 hours/day to keep up with what I had been working in 9-10 hours/day, but having a 3-day weekend every week has sure allowed me to get caught up on projects I've put off for a couple years.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

https://www.boston25news.com/news/o...ssed-by-customers/FN7MEX3UYJE2LMHXB3NOFF6ITE/Really? Over frickin ice cream? Tell me it was a-holes from RI.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That's a pretty famous spot on the cape. I spent like an hour over the weekend reading the fire on the Facebook page. He's a great guy and does a lot for the community and kids. I then went to his Google reviews to see what people posted about the event. The only reviews were from last year and he constantly posted how great his kids were. He's a hero in my book

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

People are crazy, or spoiled little ******* getting rude and nasty because they thought one thing, and found another. Stressing over ice-cream! Well, it really isn’t about the product it’s about control, and it’s still unacceptable. Okay rant over, thank for the nice video Dude. The teen that quit has a go fund me. I guess the aholes can apologize with a contribution to her college fund now.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm working part time at the state liquor store in my town. Well, lately, I could almost be considered full time. When everyone is stuck at home with spouses and kids, booze is essential. Our business has increased by about 37% these last several weeks.

Jeezuz H Christ! Talk about letting the inmates run the asylum.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Someone has to do the bottle returns.

 

[paulthenurse]

I had some fu<ktard screaming at me yesterday when I swabbed her nose for covid. She got a tiny little bit of a bloody nose and she sounded like she was being mauled by a dull toothed alligator. She was screaming that I had assaulted her. I had to have my medical assistant go back outside to discharge her, if I'd gone back out to listen to this a-hole for another ten seconds I would have punched her in the f'ing throat. She peeled out screaming that she was going to call the police on me. I would gladly change my life right now for a 9-5 job bolting on rear view mirrors in an automotive plant.

OTOH, she's been the only one to act like that. Everyone else has been great. I'm just bored out of my mind and I really wish I had gone out and told that f-tard off.

Hey, how you doing?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Doing fine. Never moved so quick when I got a notification of this just down the street. So there's no word yet on immunity and antibodies?

 

[paulthenurse]

There are a ton of words, most of them mean nothing. F-tards in the WH, F-tards in the CDC. F-tards (more than anywhere else) in the media. Everyone is pointing fingers and trying to assign or avoid blame. No-one could have predicted this, it is a new disease.

Hey, I predict that there is going to be a new breed of sharks that can fly out of the ocean and eat everyone over 35 years old who once ate broccoli. We should develop test to determine who those people are and raise your tax dollars 50% to prepare for that eventuality and stockpile them under a mountain in Colorado.

Ah fu(k it. I finally had a day off, drank a bit and miss my granddaughter and my Mom, neither of which I can probably see till August. I think the hypoxic effects of breathing through an N95 mask for three months are evident.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I like Fauci. You can Monday morning quarterback all you want and you can be wrong but the dude stands behind science. He voices his opinion succinctly. Money needs to go to protection of first responders and prevention with research.

EDIT: your mom rocks btw

 

[day_trippr]

So tempting to draw a straight line but it'd likely risk a time-out

 

[Dland]

Hang in there PTN, but got to admit, as distracting as stuff we got to do(on job sights and ish) to comply with pandemic protocol, can't imagine having to deal with protocol in a health care facility.

Don't let them a holes get to you neither, behind most of those critters like that is likely a lot of pain they're in, even if self inflicted.

 

[paulthenurse]

Would someone please shoot me in the head? The f’ing crazies are everywhere and winning.

Dude, best be careful, you’re gonna catch Hand-wringers Desquamation Syndrome and it’ll be a bitch to eat your tofu burger.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I suddenly have an urge for a cheeseburger.

 

[Oginme]

If by " this" you mean Corona Virus then yes it was quite predictable. SARS, Swine Flu MERS - all corona viruses. As far as blame well lets be real, it is meat eaters fault. The mistreatment and caging and mass corraling of animals is to blame. If you eat meat - you help spread corona viruses (yes plural) its just that the proliferation that has been affecting animals for years is not well known or a concern for most humans, or at least a concern that will make them eat less or no meat, eggs, or animal milk.

https://www.canada.ca/en/public-hea...espiratory-pathogens/coronavirus-animals.html
https://rapidcityjournal.com/busine...cle_cb1038a0-5b01-514f-ae7e-ad7cc162be50.html
"There are many different versions of human and animal coronaviruses throughout the world. Many animal caretakers have probably dealt with coronavirus infections for years without realizing it. Swine producers and their vets have fought Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea (PED) Virus and (historically) Transmissible Gastroenteritis (TGE) Virus. Companion animal veterinarians recognize Feline Infectious Peritonitis (FIP) Virus as a cause of illness in cats — all coronaviruses."

And the crazies come out of the wood work...

The common cold is a strain of corona virus. While you are at it, why don't you go on a rampage about the deadly Dihydrogen monoxide which is present in all living beings and the cause of many more deaths each year than the present SARS-CoV-2 which is rampaging across the planet? This deadly chemical is found in plants, so maybe we should stop eating anything which comes from plant life as well. Why don't you give it a try and we will stand back and document the results...

 

[Dave Sarber]

Does that mean no more pizza?

 

[paulthenurse]

Dihydrogen monoxide is only a problem in overabundance or scarcity.

But I would be interested in watching Loverboy give it up. That would be interesting.

 

[Dave Sarber]

Dihydrogen monoxide is the main constituent of beer. Sorry, no can do.
Meat is my diet. I accept no responsibility for spreading the coronavirus. I don't even drink Corona.

 

[paulthenurse]

Does that mean no more pizza?

Go wash your mouth out with C₁₇H₃₅COONa and dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[Dave Sarber]

Go wash your mouth out with C₁₇H₃₅COONa and dihydrogen monoxide.

No. Pepperoni is better.

 

[Dland]

Diluted C2H5OH with grain and vine contaminates for me. Only 8 hours to go....

How do you get them little numbers for your chemical formula to type out, PTN?

 

[paulthenurse]

Can't disagree with you there.

 

[paulthenurse]

How do you get them little numbers for your chemical formula to type out, PTN?

Copy and paste.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's Darwin and a part of evolution. Mic drop.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So Paulie how many tests are you guys and ladies doing a day? I heard Chuckie Baker on the news state that if we were a country the number of tests you guys have done would put us in the top five of countries. Pretty impressive for something so new for us, that attacked so quickly. Keep up the good work!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Judgey McJudgeface, the tofu troll, is that anyway to make friends? NO.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I had some fu<ktard screaming at me yesterday when I swabbed her nose for covid. She got a tiny little bit of a bloody nose and she sounded like she was being mauled by a dull toothed alligator. She was screaming that I had assaulted her. I had to have my medical assistant go back outside to discharge her, if I'd gone back out to listen to this a-hole for another ten seconds I would have punched her in the f'ing throat. She peeled out screaming that she was going to call the police on me. I would gladly change my life right now for a 9-5 job bolting on rear view mirrors in an automotive plant.

OTOH, she's been the only one to act like that. Everyone else has been great. I'm just bored out of my mind and I really wish I had gone out and told that f-tard off.

Hey, how you doing?

are you sure you were swabbing her nose?

 

[HoppyDaze]

If by " this" you mean Corona Virus then yes it was quite predictable. SARS, Swine Flu MERS - all corona viruses. As far as blame well lets be real, it is meat eaters fault. The mistreatment and caging and mass corraling of animals is to blame. If you eat meat - you help spread corona viruses (yes plural) its just that the proliferation that has been affecting animals for years is not well known or a concern for most humans, or at least a concern that will make them eat less or no meat, eggs, or animal milk.

https://www.canada.ca/en/public-hea...espiratory-pathogens/coronavirus-animals.html
https://rapidcityjournal.com/busine...cle_cb1038a0-5b01-514f-ae7e-ad7cc162be50.html
"There are many different versions of human and animal coronaviruses throughout the world. Many animal caretakers have probably dealt with coronavirus infections for years without realizing it. Swine producers and their vets have fought Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea (PED) Virus and (historically) Transmissible Gastroenteritis (TGE) Virus. Companion animal veterinarians recognize Feline Infectious Peritonitis (FIP) Virus as a cause of illness in cats — all coronaviruses."

I love meat. That said, you’re not wrong but also not completely right. Animal agriculture is responsible for a lot of these contagions and I won’t even get into the other environmental effects. But really, animal agriculture is a result of human presence. We are simply running out of turf. There’s too many of us. If there were no meat/animal product industry, we’d produce another horrifying way wipe ourselves out. Face it, 80% of us need to go. This is only phase one

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'd up that number for the football thread.