The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Dland]

"Swim spa" is what they like to call it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Swim spa? Don’t you have an ocean within a third of a mile in any direction you face?

 

[Dland]

Which is cold 8 months of the year. Almost all the good beaches are private, or only open to the up island towns, and the likes of me allowed only if working on them. The rest are crowded and often "dog littered". The inland salt ponds are full of jellyfish and slime from septic system eutrophication. (I know, sounds like paradise.)

I installed in basement 15 years ago. It is not fun, more like a tread mill, but it keeps my work injured back in shape and relatively out of pain like no other work out or therapy.

 

[paulthenurse]

Well, at least you have Alan Dershowitz and Carly Simon...

Oh. Sorry.

 

[Dland]

Well....we used to mow C Simon's lawn(s), never did meet the other guy.

Mostly rich has beens and rich has been wanabes in that crowd, from what little I see or care.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

C Simon doesn't seem like the person to mow her lawn. Just sayin'

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

https://twitter.com/Marc_Bertrand/status/1134996572650057730?s=09

 

[Dland]

Painted a couple of shipping containers today. I only have 325ft of loose air hose, and they were around 400ft away. You can use good garden hose for air, but only low pressure, I was running around 45 PSI. Would not do that on vehicle or such, of course, because a little water in the air would mess paint up, but shipping containers, imitation CARC green, who cares.

Did not brew, but did sanitize my fermentors this morning. Trying to do both of them on brew day gets a bit much.

What's with the twiter feed? .....sometimes I worry about some of you.....

 

[paulthenurse]

The simple fact that you have multiple shipping containers on your property on the Vineyard makes me like you more than every. Please tell me you painted them a color not officially approved by the neighborhood association nazis.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What's with the twiter feed? .....sometimes I worry about some of you.....

You need Twitter to question this crowd??....

I'm starting to worry about YOU!

 

[day_trippr]

I'm betting it's way late for that

 

[paulthenurse]

What he^^^^ said. Is a Twitter feed all you can eat?

 

[Dland]

The simple fact that you have multiple shipping containers on your property on the Vineyard makes me like you more than every. Please tell me you painted them a color not officially approved by the neighborhood association nazis.

If i lived in an association, I guess probably could not have any(if they could see them)(did I mention my perimeter is planted with mixed species of evergreen bamboo on compost berms?). Most of them are olive drab, but one is grey with olive drab camo striping.

 

[paulthenurse]

I was hoping for pink.

 

[Dland]

Not one of my colors, and if I wanted to be seen,... I'd wear safety green.

 

[paulthenurse]

You’d look good in pink. It would bring out the highlights of your liver spots.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I saw a guy I know this past weekend who strikes me as a never wear pink kind of guy. But as his shorts were slipping down his undies stayed up and they were a saturated shade of pink. So Dland you might say you are not a pink kind of guy, but deep down you might just like it. Try it you’ll like it.

 

[smurfjuice]

Pink scares me, being all blue and stuff ...

 

[Dland]

Hoppyb, try not to project...I aint afraid of pink, what with all the my little ponies and crap like that been around here.

Nothin to be a scart of smurf, just another side of the same spectrum..better pink & blue than pink & green, still see some old f---s runnin around in pink shorts near the edgartown yacht club...talk about scary..

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Not one of my colors, and if I wanted to be seen,... I'd wear safety green.

“Not one of my colors” is what you said... what I said is “you are not a pink kind of guy.” There’s nothing wrong with that, no need to get defensive. I’m not really sure if you realize that I am not one of the fellas... now please tell me more about the my little ponies and crap you have. .
I’m just dishing out a little crap... it’s better than talking sports, right?

 

[day_trippr]

Today anything is better than talking about sports (B's lost, Sox are still in suck mode )

I really like that color - wouldn't call it pink though, too saturated for that.
Wouldn't have any problem wearing it, I have at least a couple of pink-ish shirts that I wear in the summer...

Cheers!

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Nantucket red?

 

[day_trippr]

The Spousal Unit informs me that is "hot pink". She may be right. Still ok with it.

YIKES! That's hella bigger than what showed up in Google!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Might be right? LOL she’s right. Ah, the Bs will be back in town Thursday to win in front of the home crowd.

 

[day_trippr]

That will be nice

 

[paulthenurse]

All this talk about what color Doucheland’s shorts should be is fascinating. Just fascinating. Can we talk about window treatments now?

Hey Mort, GFY.

 

[Dland]

My window treatments are dark green aluminum slats, with a good amount of dust colored dust. I guess the dust is grey, which along with green, comprise some of my favorite hues.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Do the window treatments match the carpet?

 

[Dland]

Carpet would be swanky, try painted plywood, but yeah, they match that, sort of, where there is still paint, at least it's not OSB.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Do the window treatments match the carpet?

You are one of the fellas!