The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Dland]

Hope you all have a good one.

Remember to stay off the roads tonight,....myself am resolved to stay up until at least 9PM, and hopefully sleep though the clock rollover.

 

[paulthenurse]

Naw, I'm just old.

And crotchety.

 

[smurfjuice]

And blue

 

[Dland]

& still too much to do..

 

[paulthenurse]

What’s the hullabaloo?

 

[Melana]

What are you going to make with forge??

Something gritty

 

[bluemoose]

Something gritty

We’re talking Paul, something sh!tty?

 

[paulthenurse]

Something (.) (.)y

 

[HoppyDaze]

Started the new year with a hangover again...one of these years I'll grow up.

 

[paulthenurse]

Started the new year with a hangover again...one of these years I'll grow up.

Why?

 

[day_trippr]

ime growing up is all down side...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I stopped getting hangovers. Weirdest effin’ thing. About 9-12 months ago... just stopped getting them. I wake up and I’m just tired. No headache, no nausea... just tired.

It’s not been a positive

 

[day_trippr]

Might want to see a doctor about your status change

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah... it’s fine. My assumption is that my liver is so awesome, it’s just clearing out the system suuuuuuuper efficiently, hence eliminating all hangovers.

 

[bluemoose]

Are you drinking more water during the day? Hydrating during the day eliminates hangovers for me. I tend to drink 1/2 to 3/4 of a gallon of water every day.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope. Just outgrew hangovers.

Even scotch, which I reeeeeally like. All good the next day

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hmmmm. The googles are all saying that it’s either no biggie at all... or I’m a raging alcoholic.

I’m assuming the former

Contrary to likely assumptions given my occupation... I really don’t drink often. Once or twice a week and only have more than one or two... 2-3 times a month. I never feel like I NEED a beer at all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Although.... I do like scotch.

Scotch scotch scotch... down into my belly

 

[Cape Brewing]

I’m sticking with the awesome liver angle.

 

[day_trippr]

lmao!

 

[paulthenurse]

Are you drinking more water during the day? Hydrating during the day eliminates hangovers for me. I tend to drink 1/2 to 3/4 of a gallon of water every day.

You just like to spend a good portion of your day with your Tallywacker in your hand.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m a big fan of that myself.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Well, I guess everyone was left speechless by that remark, or can't type with one hand.

 

[smurfjuice]

They can, but takes awhile ...

 

[paulthenurse]

You would know.

 

[Master]

Well, I guess everyone was left speechless by that remark, or can't type with one hand.

Master is only one half of my callsign/username/nickname.

 

[paulthenurse]

You fishing mutta fugga.

 

[bluemoose]

So sick of seeing the last image posted in this thread.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is this any better?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What the.....

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Oh God no!