The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Dland]

Good one dude..

 

[smurfjuice]

Let me guess... you need to create a forge sooooo.... you can forge the pieces you need to finish the pizza oven???

Winnah'

 

[paulthenurse]

Winnah'

Losah

 

[bluemoose]

Forging sweet battle axes for your comic con and renaissance fairs?

 

[Dland]

There was a Scottish guy who lives around here made it pretty big making big swords for that sort of thing, had a tv show and stuff for a while, sells the swords made to order for big bucks.

 

[bluemoose]

Merry Christmas flatlanders!

 

[paulthenurse]

Merry Christmas to all and to all a full pint.

 

[smurfjuice]

Yous as well Sire

 

[Dland]

Indeed! or two...

 

[paulthenurse]

What are you going to make with forge?

There is a pond down in Barnstable (Hathaway’s Pond) where just about everyone in eastern Mass does their initial open water check out dives. There are a couple of platforms in 20 odd feet of water, built up off the bottom so as not to screw up the visibility as students practice their skills. There are a few statues, an old stolen Volvo and a 30’ cabin cruiser all scattered around at various depths throughout the pond, put there over the years by various dive shops, fire departments, etc.

A dear friend of mine, Don Ferris, has been instrumental in that scene for years. I’d like to make a King Neptune statue, maybe 10’ tall, to place down there next to the cabin cruiser in honor of him. Something akin to the King Neptune sculpture in Curaçao.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Merry Christmas, I hope Santa was good to you.

 

[Dland]

If I was going to build a statue out of steel, I'd probably make it out of existing metal parts from scrap piles, assembled with 6011 drag weld & buzz box, but then again, I'm either too busy and/or unmotivated to make "art" of any kind anymore.

I did my first open water dive off E Chop, nice collection of discarded beverage containers, dead eel grass and spider crabs, for as far as the eye can see, haven't dived since my boat sank in '05.

Today I start to reassemble gutted interior of my off island truck; '97 Dodge w Cummins & NV4500. Mice got in there real bad, had to replace heater core, AC evap, carpet, etc. But that is not art...oh well.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I had a pile of scrap steel that's just what I'd do. Alas.

 

[bob1852]

Let me guess... you need to create a forge sooooo.... you can forge the pieces you need to finish the pizza oven???

Nope. Flag pole.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just dropped off a script for one single 1mg Ativan tab for my visit to the dentist this afternoon. The pharmacist looked st me like I’m crazy. I don’t do dentists well.

 

[day_trippr]

He probably was wondering why you need to get tranqed to visit a dentist

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wuss

 

[Dland]

I liked it in the old days when they would hook you up to nitrous oxide for fillings.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Ah nitrous, I had a couple root canals with just that for discomfort management.

 

[paulthenurse]

So this crazy lady took sharp steel rods and jammed them down between my teeth and gums to see if she could get them to come out the soles of my feet. Then she took a bastard file and got to work on the surface of my teeth.

******, you’d better slow your roll.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This happening down at the new casino?

 

[paulthenurse]

Unfortunately no. A dental bunny in a push up bra and few buttons or boundaries would have made this a much better day.

Sounds like a perfect business opportunity for some young enterprising dental grad with limited morals and an empty 401k.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Well, I think most people who really love going to see the dentist are probably psychotic.

 

[paulthenurse]

Happy New Year folks.

 

[smurfjuice]

Buon Anno ...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Happy New Year, Massholes. This year I’m ditching the champagne at midnight and plan to uncork a nice Belgian triple instead. Whatever we have, make 2019 great year.

 

[LakesideBrewing]

Happy New Year, Massholes. This year I’m ditching the champagne at midnight and plan to uncork a nice Belgian triple instead. Whatever, we have make 2019 great year.

Nice! I pop open a Westmalle Triple every New Year’s Eve! Cheers!

 

[smurfjuice]

I'll be lucky to see 10:00. ...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

You’re one of those early risers... I’m a night owl type.

 

[smurfjuice]

Naw, I'm just old.