The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

So is

 

[day_trippr]

You're not doing it right...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

So, someone is doing it left?

 

[paulthenurse]

Faaaaaq I hate David Price. If I were walking down the street and he was coming the other way and spontaneously burst into flames I doubt I’d piss on him.

Replaced by Joe Kelly. That’s like being replaced by Hoppy.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Like watching paint painfully dry.

 

[Dland]

I like it when it drys, but don't want it to suffer...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Whenever my husband finds himself disliking a sporting event (as evidenced by swearing at the tv) I remind him that there is an off button. I remind him from the other room.
You can verify this at next year's Masstoberfest, if there is one, and if I'm still welcomed.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I’m still alive there will be a 2019 version.

 

[paulthenurse]

So like 50/50

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Vegas odds makers are updating that number after the installation of the flagpole.

 

[Dland]

Never do know when our time is up. But no russian roulette with an semi auto is a good policy, figuratively speaking, of course...

 

[day_trippr]

MOOOOOKIE!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just eats up Chapman

 

[day_trippr]

Hats and Tee Shirts Night! Red Sox win the AL East for the third consecutive time - a franchise record.

And thank friggin' gawd that's ovah

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Who's our ace?

 

[day_trippr]

Clearly, Sale, if his shoulder is up for it.
Price right behind - as long as it's not in the Bronx.
Then Porcello, Rodriguez, and if a fifth is needed for some bizarre reason (or Sale is done) Eovaldi.

I'm more concerned about the bullpen. It's a bit unrealistic to need 5+ run leads every game...

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

You poor saps need new ammo..and fukk bAMA!

 

[day_trippr]

First, absolutely nobody here cares.
Second, wth does farm club football have to do with this thread?

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Trying to change over a new leaf. Looks like the place to be. And guess what you Pats and Bama fans will be crying about the old days in 20 years also. **** doesn't last forever....not that I'm crying.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Huge Scott Frost fan...not sure if he's going to bring you back to the promise land.

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Pelini brought us back 9+ wins/year. Took a while for Osborne to get NC win. Wasn't a fan of the firing. Frost inherited a comatosed team. Stats show domination in the 2 games except for 2 important ones...turnovers and score. They have energy. Just need to straighten some schematic stuff and help the poor walk-on red shirted sophomore qb. Our actual starter qb is a true freshman...so fak

 

[bluemoose]

No one cares! Really, no one. Maybe start a thread with those inbred Bama fans and leave the educated folks from New England alone. You guys are the reason we can’t have nice things.

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

For the record Pats are in my top 50 NFL teams. Some day Belch-chick and Brandy will be gone. I have VERY nice things. It's called...ancient memories!

Any niner fans?

 

[bob1852]

For the record Pats are in my top 50 NFL teams. Some day Belch-chick and Brandy will be gone. I have VERY nice things. It's called...ancient memories!

Any niner fans?

Dude, you're in the wrong thread...

The annoying football thread is a few doors down the hall...

 

[HoppyDaze]

College football 100x better than NFL.... https://twitter.com/oregonfootball/status/1043209624130805760

 

[day_trippr]

Seriously, this is not the place for children's football discussions...

 

[bluemoose]

Dude, you're in the wrong thread...

The annoying football thread is a few doors down the hall...

Pianoman? More like Major Tom. Maybe a bit of a space cadet!

 

[Dland]

Seriously, this is not the place for children's football discussions...

Effin ehy!

'course that opinion also holds true to other major broadcast sports.

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

I don't see a topic...just Masshole BS...well, that describes the Pats right??

Not Major Tom...Uh, Rocket Man from Elton John...

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Don't know about y'all but here the reason I can't have nice things.