The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Gawd dammit!

And I can’t insist that Mrs Y drives since apparently helmets are not inappropriate when she does.

FWIW, that was Mr Will who totaled a parked car while stone sober.

 

[Dland]

How nautical, now you need a string of code flags to spell something clever. Football & steal your face? hummm

 

[paulthenurse]

Charlie. Alpha. Papa. Echo.

Sierra. Utah. Charlie. Kilo. Sierra.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

One of those flags is a signal for hippies and free camping.

 

[Dland]

And one is rallying signal for Sunday couch potatoes.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm NOT driving Hippie back to Gloucester again. He can crash by the bonfire. Again.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That is awesome! I bet your neighbors love that cool flag post/mast that you shoved right into their lives.

 

[paulthenurse]

And I'm sure your neighbors are thrilled to death having a level 3 sex offender living next door.

 

[the_bird]

... Mrs. Paulie asks him for something large and erect and he puts up a ******* flagpole in the yard...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Charlie. Alpha. Papa. Echo.

Sierra. Utah. Charlie. Kilo. Sierra.

Stupid

 

[smurfjuice]

But he CAN spell...

 

[Cape Brewing]

... after having to edit it once

 

[bob1852]

Stupid

Not only stupid, but wrong.

Everyone knows the "U" is "uniform" not "utah".

 

[paulthenurse]

I’m wicked old. It was Utah back in the day.

Oh, and Foxtrot. Utah. Charlie. Kilo.

Uniform.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Should be Ulcer for ptn.

 

[Dland]

New way to get past the censors?

Charlie. Alpha. Papa. Echo.

Sierra. Utah. Charlie. Kilo. Sierra.

Does that constitute as clever?

 

[paulthenurse]

Don’t need to worry about the Mods. They all think Cape sucks too.

 

[LakesideBrewing]

Man, I must be getting dumber since I started visiting this thread. I had to break out a pen and paper to figure out what was so funny.

 

[paulthenurse]

You'll have a 0.05 point drop in your IQ for every day you spend here.

I started this thread in 2011. My IQ is down to around 140 now.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Flag'pole' project part 2[Quote/]

He said pole... I hope it holds up in the wind.

 

[Dland]

By special dispensation, on account of the rain & a ball peen hammer falling off the little dump truck on my head when I was getting it ready for inspection, I decided I could start drinking at 4 instead of 5.

 

[paulthenurse]

Alcohol is always a good idea after a traumatic brain injury. Drink up.

Trust me. I’ve got a lot of initials after my name.

 

[paulthenurse]

I really worry about the future of this country. These retahds are going to be the ones in charge some day. Gawd help us all.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

By special dispensation, on account of the rain & a ball peen hammer falling off the little dump truck on my head when I was getting it ready for inspection, I decided I could start drinking at 4 instead of 5.

Is the hammer ok?

 

[Dland]

Is the hammer ok?

Yeah, probably, it was the big one with the fiberglass handle.

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[paulthenurse]

Gawd dammit. I wanted to celebrate the ALEast tonight

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

So what's stopping you?

 

[day_trippr]

Our bullpen, mostly...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

"Baseball is stupid." --Cape