The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I would rather pop an eyeball out with a paddle bit

 

[day_trippr]

12 inning Sox home opener win doesn't suck. Still, rather be here...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

30's here DT. Shorts weather.

 

[smurfjuice]

YEA !!! ... .. ..

 

[Melana]

Take Gilligan!

 

[paulthenurse]

I would rather pop an eyeball out with a paddle bit

I’m selling tickets. $20 per. Winner gets to pop one of Cape’s eyeballs out with a 1/4” drill bit. A dull one. Proceeds go to the ‘You Got What You Asked For’ School for Dopeslapping Dummies.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pass

 

[paulthenurse]

Love the start of spring cleanup. A few more days and all last years prunings, leaves and crap will be gone. Two more small trees to come down.View attachment 565387

 

[day_trippr]

Ugh. I don't want to think about that, but I'll be facing that task first thing when we return. But we had a few big ass trees come down and about ten cubic yards of branches. Ain't gonna get cleaned up on a single weekend for sure...

How 'bout them Red Sox!

 

[paulthenurse]

Da Bomb.

Until you consider that they played nine games against Tampa and Miami. Let’s face it the Norton girls softball team would go oh for nine against those Little Sisters of the Poor.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

In more important news, the Yankees are choking. Maybe they'd consider dumping some of their unproductive kids like Judge or Stanton.

 

[paulthenurse]

Deep breaths

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sleeping giant. I saw one of Stanton's home runs and I was afraid of someone getting killed over the wall in left field.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

 

[day_trippr]

Stuck here in FLL airport, major weather delays due to a tornado touchdown nearby, won't land in BOS until 2:30am or worse, only good thing that's happened was watching the Sox totally spank the Yanquis. Helped a little bit...

 

[paulthenurse]

14 - 1. Lol

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Red Sox are still a thing?

 

[day_trippr]

Sure looking like they're a thing.
Definitely making Cora's ascension to a perpetual hot seat easy so far.
The local sports media can't lay a glove on him while the streak is on

 

[paulthenurse]

The Red Sox are still a thing?

You’re not a thing.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Boom, roasted.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

54 seconds of Stanton. The best part were all the Yankees fans stood up more violently and booed

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

My respect for Joe Kelly just went up a couple of notches

 

[day_trippr]

Tyler Austin - with the .239 career average and a total of 9 HRs - comes out of the box like he was on every pitchers Boink List?
Sheesh. Such a drama queen.

Anyway, game ain't ovah yet (as of 10:43)...

 

[murphyslaw]

Oh come on. He threw at him twice because Brock holt cried about a clean slide.

 

[day_trippr]

So he missed the first time. And?
btw, you can really watch that replay and not see a punk ass move by Austin?

 

[murphyslaw]

Exactly.

 

[murphyslaw]

So he missed the first time. And?
btw, you can really watch that replay and not see a punk ass move by Austin?

What play? The slide? No. He went straight over the bag. That's clean.

 

[day_trippr]

So you never played the game beyond recess. Ok.
It's clean - if the fielder intends to turn to first, and it was patently obvious he wasn't.
It was a dirty play, period. Austin deserved to get plonked.
If I had been Holt I'd have been ejected within seconds of that slide...

 

[murphyslaw]

 

[day_trippr]

Right. Read section 6.01(j)(3) for comprehension...