The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

I don’t know why I was surprised when you told me that you didn’t want me to be your PCP because my fingers are too small.

5 i think is the norm, just sayin'.

 

[Stealthcruiser]

"D S T ".......Dirt Star Technician

 

[paulthenurse]

Old skewl medical edjumacation...
“There are only two reasons not to do a DRE (digital rectal exam). The patient doesn’t have a prostate or the provider doesn’t have fingers.”

I’ll be by on Thursday Cape.

 

[day_trippr]

You sure some of those aren't just recreational?

For the doc, maybe.

fwiw, my dad died of metastatic prostate cancer.
It's not a good way to go, so I'm ok with the annual prod...

 

[paulthenurse]

Sorry to hear that.

 

[day_trippr]

I appreciate that, thanks.
Didn't mean to bum out the group.
Carry on like it never happened

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Awkward silence)

 

[day_trippr]

That was before Paul's post.
You're slowing down, bub

 

[paulthenurse]

I’m the king of awkward silences. Causing them. Not experiencing one.

 

[paulthenurse]

I hope all of you folks have a nice Thanksgiving tomorrow.

Except for you, Cape, since you had yours today.

What a pant load. There has to be one in every crowd. “I’m going to be different! I’m Special.”

 

[day_trippr]

He's constantly putting his spin on fricken everything.
It's annoying

But, yes, Happy Thanksgiving to Massholes and Masshole Wannabees everywhere!

 

[smurfjuice]

to all as well. wait, who's running the Bog then ?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Wishing each of us a calm and pleasant Thanksgiving day, and that you aren't an actor in a real life SNL holiday skit.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope all of you folks have a nice Thanksgiving tomorrow.

Except for you, Cape, since you had yours today.

What a pant load. There has to be one in every crowd. “I’m going to be different! I’m Special.”

Thanks. Just got back from Norwood hospital. Youngest had a soccer game after Thanksgiving dinner, was in net, and took a knee to the head. The Mrs took him to Bringhams urgent care in Patriot Place, he couldn’t pass some basic motor skills tests so they transported him to Norwood.

We’re all home now and he’s resting.

So yeah... not an ideal Thanksgiving.

Sooooooo. Thanks. ******.

 

[paulthenurse]

“Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Ohhhhhh.

If you look in the fine print of the Ivy League All Inclusive Application you’ll find a check off box for Traumatic Brain Injury. Scores an extra 5 points. He’s a shoe in.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Sorry you and family are going through the hospital visits, Cape, and trusting your youngest heals quickly and shakes it off...

 

[bluemoose]

This never would have happened if he played football.

 

[Master]

Ate my weight in turkey. Still no beer in this forsaken land.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry you and family are going through the hospital visits, Cape, and trusting your youngest heals quickly and shakes it off...

Thank you very much and its nice to see at least someone here doesn’t have a dead soul.

He’s fine though... as the night went on the fog lifted quicker and quicker and he was in solid shape before hitting the sack. This morning we need to strap him to a chair since he’s running around like an idiot.

Sucked for a bit though as he was having trouble moving his legs and couldn’t do simple things with his hands (couldn’t open a package of crackers).

Even worse is... out of our two sons, he’s the one who could afford to lose some brain cells the least.

Have an awesome day today though!

 

[paulthenurse]

I went out for the soccer team when I was a freshman in high school. It was a lot of fun that first day. We did a bunch of drills, pass the ball around kick with the inside of your foot, kick with the outside of your foot, stop the ball with your chest. Then we threw the ball to each other and hit it with our heads back-and-forth. It was a lot of fun. The second day we kicked the ball at each other and headed it back. And I and up paired with the captain of the soccer team. So he’s on the other side of the field and winds up and cranks the shot straight at my friggin head. It hit me on the forehead like a sledgehammer and I went down like Joe friggin’ Frazier. I couldn’t see straight till Christmas. That was the end of soccer for me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Killer story

 

[bob1852]

Sucked for a bit though as he was having trouble moving his legs and couldn’t do simple things with his hands (couldn’t open a package of crackers).

So just have him do what PTN does. Eat the packaging too.

 

[paulthenurse]

Roughage. Keeps you regular. You’ll come to appreciate that some day.

 

[the_bird]

The kind of day today when it's hard not to feel thankful. Specifically, I'm thankful you ***** all live way on the other end of the state.

 

[paulthenurse]

Back attchya dude. Remind me to call the Turnpike Authority tomorrow to ask them to hike the rates.

Seriously? WTF?

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Figures, they're from NY.

 

[smurfjuice]

Figures, they're from NY.

LOL ...

 

[smurfjuice]

Back attchya dude. Remind me to call the Turnpike Authority tomorrow to ask them to hike the rates.View attachment 546967

Seriously? WTF?

X2.

 

[paulthenurse]

I THINK that’s how mrs_bird plugs him in to charge at night.