The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

$10 says I finish before PTN finishes the oven. I figure mine is a 2 year project.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ahhh. Yeah.. i wouldn't do what I did for a bedroom. For a "pub", I think its perfect but not for a bedroom

 

[paulthenurse]

Gghgg

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah, I want to be able to walk barefoot. I already have a cave. Just started planning this. Working through designs. Still have a couple other projects to get buttoned up first. It will be a good winter project.

 

[day_trippr]

I would definitely opt for the radiant option - which affects what you'd do for the flooring.
You'll love it bigly...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Is bigly going to move into the lexicon?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're bigly

 

[paulthenurse]

Your mother used to say the same thing to me back when we were a thang.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Oh my gawd.... you're so BIGLY!!! Can we play 'The U Boat Captain and the Austrian Milkmaid' again? I LOVE it when you launch to torpedo!"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I have a downstairs bathroom that is about 3' x 15'. The majority is taken up by 1970's baseboard heating registers. PITA to clean the floor let alone the space it takes up. Plus the tile is still cold. It's hardly ever used so I don't care if it's really heated. I'm ripping out the vanity and I'd love to replace the floor with radiant. I wouldn't even mind to use the electrical radiant that you can have pre made for an easy installation. I'm still trying to decide if I want to use PEX for the plumbing.

 

[day_trippr]

Is bigly going to move into the lexicon?

Not much longer. It's expiration date is 11/8/2016 - and I wanted to get one last usage in...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Is there anything to do in west Yarmouth in December? Or in that area?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just sheep

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Why do you want to go down there in December? All the crowds are gone.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

All seriousness there's probably a bunch of Christmas strolls. I always like Chatham plus the crowds won't be bad. Hit Chatham Bar Inn's restaurants. I stayed there in the spring. It's kinda like The Shinings hotel next to the water. Lloyd was there. I'm sure it will all be done up for xmas. Good food and drink (get the lobster nachos if they have it). Downtown is a short walk or drive by the ocean and lighthouse.

You could take the hy-line 1 hr ride from Yarmouth to Nantucket if you have the time. I'm sure that's nice during christmas.

I had hit Devil's Purse Brewery at the beginning of the year. Nothing more than a brewery off the loading dock in an industrial area. One sides the brewery the other is the bar.

 

[bluemoose]

Gotta use a weekend at a resort that I won at a golf tournament. Been too busy to get down there. Had a weekend free in December, so...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think you'll get a good mix of businesses opening back up for Christmas with just enough people not to be too crowded. I'd recommend Nantucket for a day trip. You got the resort for free. Get nuts and hit Bill Belichick's house.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Paul... one of our bartenders is looking into getting into nursing. I told him I would talk to you and see if you could find someone who knew what they were talking about so he might ask a few questions or get some advice

 

[paulthenurse]

My best advice is to become a plumber instead. The money is the same. The smell is the same. The hours are WAY better.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Its a sign of Armageddon. Sitting at Armsby having some breakfast and receive this tweet about my local bottle shop:

https://twitter.com/cbc_westford/status/796755162257821700?s=09

 

[paulthenurse]

Mmmmmm. Breakfast at the Abbey. Winnah, winnah, beer for dinnah.

 

[paulthenurse]

"My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over... Our Constitution works; our great Republic is a government of laws and not of men. Here the people rule. But there is a higher Power, by whatever name we honor Him, who ordains not only righteousness but love, not only justice but mercy."

Gerald Ford, on assuming the Presidency after Nixon resigned.

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Who would like to join hands with me and sing 'Kumbaya?'

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Better load up the Prius and do another delivery run Cape. Half the stock was gone before it was on the shelf. Told them I knew Cape to see if I'd get any kind of discount and all I got was a long stare. Then told them I knew PTN and got a punch in the nvts. Had Abner at Armsby and since this has the Godfather of Soul on the label, it better be good. Baddest m'fr evah

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[Cape Brewing]

Its a sign of Armageddon. Sitting at Armsby having some breakfast and receive this tweet about my local bottle shop:

https://twitter.com/cbc_westford/status/796755162257821700?s=09

Get used to it.

Resistance is futile

 

[Cape Brewing]

Better load up the Prius and do another delivery run Cape. Half the stock was gone before it was on the shelf. Told them I knew Cape to see if I'd get any kind of discount and all I got was a long stare. Then told them I knew PTN and got a punch in the nvts. Had Abner at Armsby and since this has the Godfather of Soul on the label, it better be good. Baddest m'fr evah

Damn right it is... That's why it's called "Jump Back". The imperial version is named, "Kiss M'self".

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm going to offer to help this years winner update The Cup for next year.

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[smurfjuice]

My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over... Our Constitution works; our great Republic is a government of laws and not of men. Here the people rule. But there is a higher Power, by whatever name we honor Him, who ordains not only righteousness but love, not only justice but mercy.

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Who would like to join hands with me and sing 'Kumbaya?'

Amen ... :beard:

 

[paulthenurse]

I know you get it Smurf but for the un-enlightened, the quote was from Gerry Ford after assuming the office when Nixon resigned. I didn't vote for either of those two fools this week. In fact, I wrote in "None of the Above." But he is the president elect, like it or not. And those fu<ktards marching around, threatening to leave, should all feel free to do so. He won. Fair and square. The other side is whining about how he manipulated the system to win and how the system is unfair, conveniently forgetting that their candidate manipulated their parties system to steal the convention from the crazy bastard from VT.
I fought for this country once, (OK, I didn't fight per se, I was in the f'ing Coast Guard) but I'm perfectly wiling to pick up an M1 Garand and help escort the flag burners to the new wall and through to the other side. You don't like our system? Go make your own.

Now, can we get back to busting Yeager's balls?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Take it to the debate forum old man.

"Damn kids these days!! With their long hair and rock and roll music! A stint in the army would do these punks some good!"

 

[paulthenurse]

Get off my f'ing lawn!