The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

You hate your customers. Of course you do.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sounds like the Bog needs to set up some sensitivity training classes.

 

[Melana]

Sensitivity training is for pu$$ies!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who the fcku said I got that from one of our customers??

I don't think I have ever actually heard one of our customers say that now that I think about it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I freakin love about 99% of our customers. We get a fair amount of really cool regulars that make the place what it is in terms of atmosphere most of the time and then a huge percentage of the new people are into beer and want to talk about beer. How can you hate that? We get the occasional douchenozzle but its rare for some reason.

 

[Melana]

We get the occasional douchenozzle.

Paulie?

 

[smurfjuice]

Don't you have a corner for douchenozzles ?? ... :beard:

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well.., it's not really a designated area for that sole purpose but oddly enough the rare douchenozzel that we get does tend to gravitate towards it... As if it has some sort of magnetism for douchenozzles.

 

[smurfjuice]

Thot so ...😀

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I freakin love about 99% of our customers. We get a fair amount of really cool regulars that make the place what it is in terms of atmosphere most of the time and then a huge percentage of the new people are into beer and want to talk about beer. How can you hate that? We get the occasional douchenozzle but its rare for some reason.

its cause i live too far away

 

[Melana]

Wow you guys are quiet lately.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Big news in Mass beer....

http://www.bostonglobe.com/business...dsJk4om6CHfVYJP1BHwJ/story.html?event=event25

That's a huge deal...

 

[Melana]

big news in mass beer....

http://www.bostonglobe.com/business...dsjk4om6chfvyjp1bhwj/story.html?event=event25

that's a huge deal...

wow.

 

[day_trippr]

While we're all waiting for PTN (or somebody like him), set aside a handful of minutes for this.
Even if you're not into nutzoid city skiing stunts, there's some pretty cool shots of the city...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAcxbT1MRlQ[/ame]

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

And for something completely different (well, nutzoid again, sure, but in a different way) we have this to look forward to.

Not sure I'd want to be landing in the lukewarm Charles in late August, but hell, if I have absolutely nothing else going on I might drag the boat in to Brighton and putt downstream to watch...

Cheers!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Did PTN give up HBT or lent or something? anyone check to see if he is still alive?

 

[DakotaRules]

He's got gout. His fingers swelled up and can't type on his iPhone.

 

[day_trippr]

Hmm....I thought only smart people got gout.

I figured he was somewhere around Step 5 and decided we were contributing to his moral turpitude...

Cheers!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

He's got gout. His fingers swelled up and can't type on his iPhone.

well, thats good. I know I can be a dick sometimes, but I dont wish anything evil to paul.

 

[user 51917]

Sometimes?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

now who is a dick

 

[user 51917]

Canadians fan- I'll stick with you

 

[Melana]

He's got gout. His fingers swelled up and can't type on his iPhone.

He does? I have a snarky comment but will refrain...

 

[smurfjuice]

How in the hella did the li'l feller contract gout ?? ...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

eats like ****

 

[smurfjuice]

Oh ... Ok ... 🐣

 

[DakotaRules]

Ha, that spun out of control quick. Melana, no holding back! Make the comment.

 

[bluemoose]

Ha! See what happened to the title of the thread?

 

[Cape Brewing]

The purge continues

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, that's going too far. That M******* was well earned, dammit!