The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

You want to try phrasing that as an actual question, Paulie?

 

[bluemoose]

Tree house brewing, Julius, not too shabby.
That is all.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

On the pricier end, Rail Trail Flatbread is just down the street, and there's always a long wait to get in there when we've tried to go. So last time we went (on a Friday night) we ordered take out, went and found our first beer and a table in Medusa, then the wife walked back up the street to pick up the pizza. There's also a regular kind of pizza takeout place right next door. There's a lounge in Medusa with darts as well.

Being both English and a Pratchett fan, I had to have the Sir Terry mild. Unfortunately they have to serve it at the same temperature and carbonation as the other beers, which is too cold and fizzy for mild, so I had to wait a bit for it to warm up. All of the beers I tried were good though.

You can also slum it and hit Armsby Abbey. Medusa gets on their tap list plus they serve other incredible beers.

BTW I'm joking about slumming it. Not with that tap list

 

[paulthenurse]

Without looking it up, who else besides the Yankees ***. play for?

*** Did Yogi***

 

[DakotaRules]

Is this thread finally dying?!?

GFY!

 

[paulthenurse]

No. Moron

Hey are you brewing on Saturday?

 

[nhwrecker]

Well. That's a damn good way to ensure it doesn't die.

And now back to our regularly scheduled boredom.

But, wait - Dako-dah - please commit to brew, and then make sure you get expensive tix to another opera - you were ahhwsome last year as the sweatin' headless chicken brewer.

Exhausting, but ahhwsome nuntheless....

 

[paulthenurse]

Agreed. F'ing awesome!

 

[the_bird]

Well. That's a damn good way to ensure it doesn't die.

And now back to our regularly scheduled boredom.

But, wait - Dako-dah - please commit to brew, and then make sure you get expensive tix to another opera - you were ahhwsome last year as the sweatin' headless chicken brewer.

Exhausting, but ahhwsome nuntheless....

I've never seen a man sweat so much in fifty degree weather.

 

[paulthenurse]

I think we should all wear tuxedos on Saturday in tribute to Dakota.

Nahhhh. I'm just talking out of my azz.

 

[Melana]

Five minutes till Yooper....

 

[paulthenurse]

Jeezuz, what are you like on Christmas morning?

 

[paulthenurse]

What are you kids doing tomorrow?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever chics do.... probably doing each other's make up.... having a tickle fight... That sorta stuff

 

[DakotaRules]

I doubt I'll be there, brewing this summer hasn't happened. My system is in the garage collecting dust at the moment. I really thought I'd win this year... Guess it'll have to go to rookie!

 

[DakotaRules]

Whatever chics do.... probably doing each other's make up.... having a tickle fight... That sorta stuff

Tickle fights rule!!! Someone should put more makeup on you.

 

[paulthenurse]

Put Little Dakota in the car seat and bring him by for a few hours so we can meet him. You don't need to brew this year, we'll give you a pass.

Might even overlook your obvious homoerotic desire to tickle Cape.

 

[Melana]

Dakota what happened to you?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm guessing that a gala ballet event trumped a beer bash.

 

[Melana]

Are we going to revive this thread?

 

[the_bird]

That's probably not a good idea, if I'm honest. Might want to let the statute of limitations run out first.

 

[Melana]

We can always count on you to be honest Jay.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yea we should. Once the current Masstoberfest thread tapers off we need a place of our own.

 

[Melana]

A nice safe place. where we can frolic in the flower field.

 

[the_bird]

Jesus. Wife just got a speeding ticket, first time in years. IN FRONT OF THE STATE POLICE BARRACKS. Single dumbest spot to be speeding! To her credit, she's accepting of her idiocy this morning.

 

[Melana]

It's not the ticket that will kill you it's the surcharge.

 

[paulthenurse]

Or the husband. My money is on the husband.

 

[Melana]

He can run fast.

 

[the_bird]

I mean, she was an idiot. She knows she was. I get to call her an idiot today and she just has to hang her head in shame and say "... yeah." That's all I need.

 

[Melana]

Doesn't take much to keep you happy does it? Just a day of shame? I'd file that for future use.