The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals.

 

[Melana]

Who is feeding the animals again?

 

[paulthenurse]

We've got to get a lock to keep it out of the yard

 

[the_bird]

Impact crater/shallow grave. You say "potato," I say "potatoe."

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Impact crater/shallow grave. You say "potato," I say "potatoe."

That makes sense, just need a bulldozer to fill it back in.

 

[bluemoose]

Lotta places to get "lost" on that course, never to be seen again.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hmmmmm. Maybe we might consider inviting you know who back ... Nah, never mind. Not worth the aggravation, even it it were for the last time.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

im like a roach, even I survive the nuclear holocaust

 

[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals.

 

[Melana]

Please don't feed the animals.

But they look so hungry......................

 

[Melana]

Please don't feed the animals.

Can we EAT the animals?

 

[paulthenurse]

That particular one would probably taste like an azz hole

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Can we EAT the animals?

kinky

 

[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals. They keep coming back.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

You two should get a room.

 

[paulthenurse]

There are enough yeast experiments going on under my shed already. Besides, why would I do that to my yeasts. They are my friends.

 

[paulthenurse]

Opps. Delete that last post nothing going on here. That's just a dead skunk you're smelling, Officer. Honest *****.

 

[bluemoose]

Hate speech reported.

 

[the_bird]

As absolutely ****ty as the Red Sox have been for the past couple of seasons, I've kept tuning in to the broadcasts most nights in no small part because of this guy.

I really don't get this team's ownership. I mean, three titles; they've clearly made some smart decisions along the way. But why the **** would you get rid of Orsillo?

 

[paulthenurse]

Because he abuses alligators?

Makes no sense to me either. And Remy keeps his job? I don't know if he should have been canned because of his kid but I can't see him on the broadcast without thinking of that poor girl his fu(ktard son brutally murdered. Tough to punish the father for the sins of the son but this would be a good time for a clean break.

 

[the_bird]

I never thought Remy should lose his job for what his kid did, but just as an announcer he's not as good as he used to be. And Don's worked quite well with a lot of folks that they've brought in when Remy's been out. Just odd.

 

[paulthenurse]

You and I should get the job. I'll be the sharp, insightful, 'almost made the show' play by play guy and you can be my goofy, joker, color analyst sidekick. We're made for that job.

 

[NickLesogor]

Anyone going to the Spartan in Barre this Saturday?!

 

[paulthenurse]

Note, I'll be underwater.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Wait a minute Sean McDonough and Bob Montgomery don't do play by play for the Red Sox anymore?

 

[paulthenurse]

I LOVED Monty.

 

[bluemoose]

Barre, vt

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I miss Fred Cusaik and Johnny Pierson.

 

[bluemoose]

I miss babe Ruth.

 

[paulthenurse]

I miss babe Ruth.

Capitalizing proper nouns or names is the norm in the lower 48. Just sayin'